burnekothehottakemachine
BurnekotheHotTakeMachine
burnekothehottakemachine

Cool thanks for making this about yourself

Nobody treats tweets and “non tweets” like the Bible, you’re silly and disingenuous

LOL what

Oh jesus shut up

“Organized religion” didn’t force Prince not to get surgery. He made that choice.

This is Deadspin/Gawker, it’s always the Big Bad Business

You’re a high-and-mighty Internet Commenter, so I guess everyone is a loser here, no?

You’re equating Big Fucking Macs with alcohol and drugs?

YOU TRIGGERED ME CIS SCUM

Does Burneko make me want to read a way-too-long #HotMusing on the media? (No.)

lol

How come you always try to write Matt Taibbi-like insults in every story? Get your own shtick, bub, other than “Name, a (‘hilarious’ insult)“

Stop

Why is it weird that a laid off sportswriter got a job at the place he used to cover? He knows them. That happens all the time.

What is it called?

You are one pathetic loser

Imagine what Deadspin could do if it wrote TL;DR’s about actual important stuff, not someone else’s reporting!

Most websites label the post – for instance, this would say Podcast: Is Steph Curry Making Other NBA Players Worse? That way your readers don’t click this and read some trivial intro into a podcast they don’t want to hear.

DAE hate hedge funds lol

Deadspin lecturing about journalism… oh, that’s rich!