I think we need to look at spanking like car seats. So many people hear “you shouldn’t spank your kids” and immediately get defensive because their parents spanked them, and if you aren’t supposed to, than that means that they had bad parents. But they love their parents, they couldn’t have been bad, so that must mean…

Always confused me how it was a crime to hit an adult. But a defenseless child that you have complete and total control over - smack and whip away.

But but there’s just as much violence coming from the left wing! I can’t name a single example right now, but a lot of people say so, including the president, so it must be true.

Her half day in Cairo would’ve covered my disability costs for 6+ years.

I had concrete guys working on my driveway/sidewalk today.  I can assure you the sound would not have been as great (unless concrete truck background music is your jam). 

I would definitely be half-dressed with no bra looking like I hadn’t showered yet (because I hadn’t).

Because these are all probably semi-staged?

Okay surprise: Oprah shows up at my door.

The veneers are pieces of finger/toenail that attached to the q-tip whilst in the corner of the bathroom...

Did he upgrade? He used to look like he rocked shitty partials(dentures), but I guess so. He also was clearly hitting the botox last year. It was creepy as fuck. His face gives me nightmares. Add their homophobic church into it and NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Legally, it’s her body and none of your business at all.

what is up with parents who want a specific gendered child? I’ll never understand that. 

My friend is pregnant with twins. When her husband found out it was girls he immediately informed her he’d be wanting to try for a boy. How about maybe wait a hot second for her to even have these babies before that decision?

Ok, but typically the fourth child gets away with much more than the first few did.

I’m the youngest with a big age gap between me and my siblings, but I personally love it. It felt like the best of both worlds: I had siblings when I was little and wanted them around, and then just as I got old enough to fight with them about stuff they moved out of the house. I got the only child perks of a bigger…

Looking pretty? *spit shines glasses* What? He looks like an old discarded q-tip that someone threw, but it landed behind the garbage bin so it just keeps getting fuzzier until someone cleans the damn bathroom.

Crew?

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

What is the point of charging her? It seems like a waste of county resources for no good reason and unnecessarily cruel to a grieving mother.She has to live with her baby’s loss. That seems like punishment enough.

You can bet that if she were white no charges would have been filed, or even considered, for that matter.