Of course he got hired, you gave him a glowing recommendation in their eyes

Suggestions for Ben & Jerry: Mint Chocolate Fuck Trump. Cherry Fuck Trump. Salted Caramel Fuck Trump. Cookie Dough Fuck Trump. 

You don’t need to refrigerate maple syrup. It can grow mold over time, and refrigeration will delay that process but if you’re using it within a reasonable timeframe then it’s really not a necessity.

Yeah, a lot of food labels are totally recommendations for freshness. Those “sell by” and “best by” dates are pretty much meaningless. Sure there are foods that will definitely not last as long if not refrigerated, but I feel like American culture has gone off the deep end about some of this stuff.

a lot of stuff says refrigerate after opening but it’s more like a CYA move from companies. Peanut butter says that but you can leave it in the pantry. I’ve been doing it for years

Dude, calm down.

I meant in general.  Royals have to go to seriously boring shit all the time.  For ever welly wang, there’s a viewing of a replica of dusty old papers.

Welly wanging is not boring. Its a great deal of fun.

“Welly wanging” appears to have originated in the Yorkshire village of Upperthong in England

I assume her husband is not, in fact, an ambulatory pile of sewage, and did not find this prank on his cancer survivor wife funny.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

If a doctor doesn’t lose their medical license for this then what exactly does it take?

Okay, I had ten minutes of free time.

Zoe says it happened when she was 19/20, which would have been 2007/2008. Per IMDB during that time she starred in the following movies:

Why wouldn’t you want to ruin someone’s life?

$125K a year? That leopard print top begs to differ.

I understand drunk, entitled, racist, and just fucking mean, but what I don’t get is how in this Year of Our Lord 2018 these dumb assholes STILL don’t understand how the internet work.

I’m hot, I’m beautiful, I’m white

He’s right. Laughing is just not what you do in that situation.

I can see his point but, like, who cares? Fergie would probably prefer he not bring any more attention to it and macho posturing for an ex-spouse on national tv is a little bit thirsty, you know?

1. By Josh Duhamel’s estimation we are all pricks who owe Fergie an apology.