There is nothing more exhilarating than being in the passenger seat of a car being driven by someone in their advanced years.

I’m surprised to hear he’s still driving. I know the Queen still drives around the grounds of her property for fun and shit, but she’s not driving “near” the estate, she’s driving on the estate.

Huh, that doesn’t sound like ‘unharmed’ at all; that sounds like no ‘serious’ injuries. And a Kia can flip a Range Rover? I will never get why people think SUVs are safer than lower cars. 

How do you stab someone by accident 25 times?

My balls aren’t even that big...

Richest man on the planet divorces age-appropriate wife and is dating a new age-appropriate woman. What??

Don’t feel bad, Kate. My boobs spoiled the twists in The Crying Game and The Sixth Sense.

good question! i thought there was an ‘extra’ kid, and without him in the pic, i didn’t even consider that that child could be his.

But, is Rob’s kid in the picture? I’m seeing too many kids here—Kim and Kourtney have 3 each, and Khloe and Kylie have one each, so that extra one must be Rob and Chyna’s, right?

ohhhhh they haven’t let rob in the Kristmas Kard for YEARS. It went from whole fam, to only women, to now only mothers (grandmothers don’t count)

Oh my god. I’m so sorry. That’s AWFUL. The silver lining to my parents both being addicts, as well, is the fact that they’re usually too wasted to get up the gumption for shenanigans like that.

Extremely same. I get exhausted reading about this guy because he reminds me of my estranged mother so much. She called me at my job last week (the one place I can’t block her from), and when I told her not to contact me *because* we are estranged and she’s nuts, she demanded that I, on the spot, recount every single…

Hooboy, you know that both he and Sammy are going to really kick into high gear when the baby’s born! “Why won’t you let him be part of the faaaaaaaaaaaamily! We just want to sponge attention off our relation to love him!” I can hear it now.

Yes. I was just thinking that if she did send him a text, as he claims he wants, he’d be crying to the media about how she ONLY sent him a text. 

I’ve been ghosted. I’m not sure why it’s happening.

Thomas Markle is an abusive narcissist. I know because I have two of them for parents and this is EXACTLY how they behave. Nothing will ever satisfy him. It is painful and exhausting, and cutting him out of her life is precisely the right thing to do. It is the *only* thing you can do with people like this. If you…

Indeed, shame on her for being controlling of her own damned life.

Gee I wonder why Meghan doesn’t want to talk to a “loving father” who spends all his time talking to the media calling her a manipulative and stupid control freak.

One of the things that I like about #metoo, is that it is pushing society to admit that things like dancing naked in front of someone without their consent or masturbating in front of someone without their consent are not victimless crimes. I remember a high school civics about different types of crimes like…

I followed the EJ Norvill case in the news and what I find particularly awful is how his behaviour is being brushed off by theatre types as ‘eccentric genius' behaviour. Being a flamboyant thespian does not excuse sexual harrassment. Before all this I quite liked Geoffrey Rush, but all the inappropriate text messages…