Exactly.

Do all Royal families have atrocities in their closets somewhere? Absolutely, their histories are filled with the vilest acts committed by humankind. That’s the whole point. You don’t establish a royal dynasty by being nice. You do it by being the nastiest, cruelest murdering bastard you can possibly be.

I think the Duchess is absolutely lovely & so is her mother, Doria Ragland. But the white members of the Markle family don’t seem to know when to shut up!

Thank you! Yeah, it’s not that I thought it would or could cost that much for me, it was more that she spent more than double what she’s planned to spend! Blech, I’m such a people pleaser that kind of pressure will be difficult for me.

Yep. Figure out what you absolutely want, and pare the rest down. Been to a few beautiful weddings in the last few years that didn’t cost anything like 80k, and they still checked all the “must have” wedding boxes.

Eva said, “I was naive to think I could plan a wedding for $80,000.”  I googled it.  It said her wedding was $200,000.  As someone who is just at the beginning stages of planning a wedding that shook me.  I mean my wedding can’t cost anywhere near what she was naive think her wedding would cost, but that just gave me…

KFC and cologne : (

Yeah, that was the line that got me. I mainly buy Old Navy jeans b/c why pay for the name when they last just as long? Siiiigh.

Omigawd, this is flawless!! *lol* Fuckin PALESSI. In sleek sans-serif caps. Absolutely perfect. So much for ‘influence’.

This has always been true of any person who worships brands. They wouldn’t know quality and style if it bit them in the ass the twee little sheep.

oh my god, those sneakers that went for $645 are SO BAD. lolololol.

This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

I KNOW, RIGHT!?!?

Her mother in law! Who’d never even seen the show! 

He wss probably thinking about how much more his wife earns than he does nowadays.

I had thirty people at my baby shower for two hours and I thought I was going to die. I can’t imagine a wedding WEEKEND, complete with a goddamn ferris wheel and god only knows how many guests. Lawd.

Help?

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Assuming you’re lucky enough to have a good mother, and not someone who takes her mistakes out on you, that is.

I agree. There are people like you describe.