Heads up all; Pat LaFreida is the meat purveyor for Shake Shack. He really has delicious burgers. Trump Grill(e) must employ a special kind of idiot to fuck them up.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

 I don’t think he’d cameo in a Kevin Smith pseudo-comedy about Canadians unless he needed the money.

To my fellow minorities and marginalized folks:

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

And west wing reruns!

You know how I know that I’m trying to loose weight?

Remember when Bravo showed opera and ballet and jazz concerts and Shakespeare?

The cycle of history repeating itself speeds up.

I will never understand why men feel they can demand women have a full head of luscious, long hair and bitch when we cut it off but also expect us to have no hair below our eyebrows. We don’t get to choose how and where our hair grows.

That picture makes me want to shave less- maybe I need my eyes checked but I couldn’t even tell.

That’s why divorce is so fucked in the US. Because everyone who “helps” you through it is financially invested in it being as long and drawn out as possible.

Related: their lawyers are makng f-ng bank.

I would say what a war mongering piece of shit this guy is but I’ve been told that any and all criticism of the Israeli government is tantamount to give the Nazi salute.

I met Geraldo Rivera around 2000-2001. I worked for a company that expedited travel visas, and he was going on a trip to Brazil with his family. There were like 5 of them. He actually came in to my office himself - didn’t send a courier. (I also met Alan Dershowitz, Reese Witherspoon - awesome, Sebastian Junger -…

I grew up in MA near Cape Cod in a small town that tripled in population during the summers. Geraldo Rivera married a woman from the town and ended up buying a huge, beautiful house on the private golf course I played and caddied at as a young blood. The relationship between the golf club staff/membership and Geraldo…

Not sure if this story makes him sound uncool or very cool, I guess it depends on your perspective, but I thought I’d share it anyways.

I’m gray, so this will probably go unnoticed, but here’s my story about my brother meeting Darryl Strawberry through the Make A Wish Foundation.

I was on a plane from New York City to Cincinnati in coach, however, was somehow was lucky enough to get an exit row seat. Yay leg room! I sit down, and about 2 minutes later Mike Huckabee sits next to me. He is upset. He is arguing with the flight attendant that “ I should be in first class, I’m always in first…

A friend of mine was a body double for Angelica Houston in a Woody Allen flick, right at the time that the scandal about him and Soon-Yi was at it’s apex. It was a huge deal in the way that only Manhattan scandals are. You couldn’t get on the subway without seeing blankets of banner headlines on the NY Post and…