Enjoying going on picnics with your nanny isn’t exactly an act of radical courage. Maybe her nanny was just pleasant lunch company?

grabyourwallet.org maintains a list.

This happens a lot with bonuses, since (unless they’re somehow contractually guaranteed) they’re often considered a retention tool. If they know they’re not going to retain you, they withhold the bonus.

But in this case the ignominy of “she has to fuck Steve Mnuchin” isn’t just about looks. It’s “she has to fuck someone who is essentially a bad and corrupt person and somehow simultaneously is very boring about it and also has a terrible speaking voice.” It’s not looks-shaming. It’s the whole human package.

I know—I clicked on the link, too, and that provided no illumination.

i very much like the idea that my body will be “restored” to a perfect state, as if there was some point in my life when I had a perfect bod.

I mean, it’s not like there’s a shortage of time. You’ll probably get around to meeting everybody, sooner or later.

I have a friend who has Resting Smile Face. Just thinking about her makes me feel happy.

The tell in that awful paragraph is “In fact, at one of the luncheons...” Academy members who are out there making stuff and staying active in their fields don’t have time to go to those ridiculous campaign lunches.

Seriously, though, why could he not? Have you looked at all the stuff he’s done between seasons 1 and 2 of Atlanta? It’s not like a Community movie is going to be a 10-month shoot; I’m sure he could fit that in if he wanted to.

The whole thing of referring to all Spanish-speaking people as “Spanish” was something I had not encountered until I moved to New York. When I was growing up in the Midwest, this did not happen at all. I mean, maybe people in the Midwest do this now, I don’t know, it’s been awhile since I lived there. But I found it…

As a Missouri native, I salute you and declare that this is the kind of Showing Me our state should do more of.

Baby feet are precious, but NEWBORN feet are kind of creepy. By month 2, they’re adorable.

omg, HOW could I forget about her little bladder-control problem???

The stuff Tambor is accused of doing is pretty creepy, though I do sometimes think about how there are also pretty creepy things done every season by every single member of the Pfefferman family, and the takeaway at the end of every season nevertheless seems always to be “I guess we Pfeffermans are all pretty OK, in…

Maybe when Rain Pryor refers to this information tarnishing her father’s reputation, she’s thinking of how bad Brando’s hair was in the 70s (right up until he shaved it all off to play Colonel Kurtz). I certainly wouldn’t want people to know I’d been smanging Missouri Breaks-era Brando.

this is deffffffinitely trolling.

She was great on “The New Adventures of Old Christine,” but I feel like not enough people watched that...

The Wanda Sykes thing makes no sense, except that her EPIX comedy special was a couple years ago, so it might have been that she was first negotiating with Netflix even longer ago than that—Netflix budgets have been really jumping in the past couple years, so today they’d probably offer Wanda Sykes much more than that.

Maybe she thought that if her dress were ridiculous enough, we wouldn’t notice her suntan pantyhose.