This photo really upsets my sense of order. I understand that she’s on a platform, but because the water is blocking the bottoms of their legs, it looks like she’s some kind of Amazon who gave birth to tiny people.

They’re both pretty obnoxious people, he’s just way more chill about it.

I would describe monogamy as “sometimes challenging,” but not exactly as “work.” It’s not like there are a lot of TASKS involved in monogamy.

I don’t have sympathy for Melania, but “rolling eggs and hosting teas” is event-planning, which is absolutely a full-time job for which people in the real world are compensated. And if you’re not naturally inclined toward it, it’s a completely miserable exercise. I agree with the idea you put forward of shared…

Oh, James Buchanan full-on lived with another man for a decade.

She sold her integrity for a chance of living that socialite’s life that she wanted—just because it’s taken a sharp turn in the wrong direction for her doesn’t mean she gets to claim the high ground now. She’s used her face and voice to promote her husband; she’s in it as much as anyone.

It is a good point. It’s a hard point to prove, though, because one can just as easily argue that she’s uniquely appalling among Trump’s appointees because she’s effectively bought her (likely) seat. I think she’s even worse than Puzder in that respect.

In the case of my grandma, encroaching senility actually made her SO MUCH SWEETER. It was a nice change for my mother.

It’s item #6 where they get you. “Willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the CLIENT’S body man” translates as: “And also everything else, all the time.”

I tried, but wow that show was ROUGH. I mean, she’s great, but things got pretty dark.

Yeah, and also: this is not a thing. You don’t get a free crotch-grab after knowing someone for long enough. GROSS.

Or what about just “Not All Women Aren’t All Women”?

Before, at least, she had the distinction of being Least-Worst Bush on the Today Show. But now...

He did say that. The main thing is that it’s not a real honor because it’s NOT AN HONOR, as Time tries every year to make clear, to limited success.

It’s not possible to politely kick someone off an elevator the way they did you, because that is so inherently fucking rude. You are SO much more magnanimous a person than I’ll ever be.

Oh yeah, I know that drill—that happened to me on Wellbutrin. I think with Lithium it’s more of a steady, consistent tremor, even in a resting state.

Could also explain the tremors. I mean, obviously that’s not the only thing that causes those side effects, but it’s the one that came to mind.

She wasn’t famous until she was like 40, though. Before that she was raising two daughters by herself on a shoestring, from what I understand. So it’s not that she has nothing to which she can compare her current circumstances. So she can talk about her present difficulties with the perspective of having had other…

Lithium

GAH, this is so confusing!