Now this is real blasphemy. SANTA CANNOT BE SEXY.

Why in the world did she ever imagine that Trump cares a bit about the wage gap??

How do you meet someone on an escalator, though? Isn’t it pretty much a keep-to-your-own-step situation?

The one that really got to me about this was the request to not treat the protest “like a camping trip,” but instead to help cook/clean/carry things. This is a request so fundamental that you should actually do it even if you ARE on a camping trip. How embarrassing to think of people showing up unaware that they…

It’s horrible and it’s also horrible to admit to myself that I actually like #CharMagweddon

There’s always someone worse waiting in the wings when someone terrible dies. (see: Andrew Breitbart.)

I don’t imagine she was ever a multi-millionaire. She was in several classic movies, but most people weren’t commanding piles of money for starring in Robert Altman films.

Well not CURRENT Harrison Ford. Anything up to Air Force One-Harrison Ford, certainly.

Also You’re the Worst.

I thought that her husband was an ex, anyway—didn’t she write a lot about their efforts to work through his infidelities and ultimate decision to separate because of it? So I don’t think there’s any room for “poor husband” here.

Her very valuable THREAD TIME.

I’m not sure if it’s possible to do Dirt Bag without it, but i’d like to make a plea for no more links to People Mag stories. After they rolled over so hard yesterday for a man who sexually assaulted one of their own staffers, they don’t deserve any more clicks.

I think if it happens *before* inauguration, it goes to the Speaker.

He wasn’t a minor though, he was 18.

I’m saying that his suffering might be real, but we’re now at a point where discussing his suffering only seems distasteful.

That was JUST this moment playing at Duane Reade and I marveled all over again at how it was able to achieve the absolute platonic ideal of mediocrity.

sure, fine, but alcoholism is also very real, and if someone drives drunk and crashes his car into 320 million people, I’m going to feel sorrier for the people he crashed into than the driver.

I don’t even know what would qualify as “necessary,” though—like, maybe if a bug flies into your mouth? If you have to hack up a snot gob, have a discreet tissue handy. The ground is not OK!

Are you responding to my vanilla pudding story or did I post another comment I don’t remember making?

This is a very good analysis.