Disagree. She consented. He consented. The people around her did not consent to help those two people get off. The very fact that they’re in public tells you that it’s the public gratification they’re getting off on. And that’s not okay.

professional people, whose job, I’m sorry to say, is far more important than the work you do slinging corporate buzzwords at a whiteboard between visits to your fantasy baseball league’s waiver wire. Deadspin.

I’m thinking Blatter might have a control problem.

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

you know jake from state farm?

Ok manspreading needs to end, but I am also behind banning people from taking inordinately large purchases home on subways.

Hard for a guy who already started a vanity project to settle into somebody else’s shop. I bet he goes independent.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

The Ol’ Pesky Pole move.

So is Kraft waiting by the phone for that NFL apology?

I think “autonomous semi” would be a great title for a coming of age story for an adolescent boy.

Why isn’t Mike Tyson as reviled as Floyd Mayweather?

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

whaaaaaat a cunty lady re: that cunty lady.

Okay, fine. Maybe they can jump, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they should.

Absolutely missed the point. All the racist-apologists who’re clinging to “but Blazing Saddles!” as a defense don’t seem to have even seen the movie.... When Mel Brooks himself is dressed as a native chief who’s speaking Yiddish, that is a commentary on Hollywood never hiring natives to play natives, and it only makes…

/gets enraged about the insanity of gun violence in this country

I’m not enjoying this season of “The Wire” at all.

If they want to make fun of the Sox for empty stadiums, just remind them about their empty trophy case.

Out of respect for Tim Tebow, the Philadelphia Eagles ask that NFL journalists refrain from prematurely reporting picks.