I would start with some youtube videos! There’s also events occasionally where drag queens will do drag queen makeovers and I’m certain that some would be open to doing it for a little $.

Totally separate but somewhat related -- how does  cis, straight guy try drag? I kinda want to. Not the same as cross-dressing -- I’ve done that as a Halloween costume -- but drag. My understanding is that most queens don’t want to help newbies because they’re worried a new queen would compete for gigs, but I don’t…

You are absolutely correct. The Right has legitimized this behavior.

I think this all the time--Putin must think he’s like a Bond villain-level genius for taking a few million bucks and some IT geeks and using that to destabilize the US for several years AND divide the country to the point that I don’t think it’ll ever be “united” again, if we ever were in the first place.  

Agreed. I can’t tell you how much I resent having to break out the Manolo Blahniks, shoehorn them on, find a matching tuxedo, and then after all that have to pay for my own Jello shots.

Yup. I delivered medicine for a mom & pop pharmacy for a couple hours a day after school and it was the best. I got to drive around and listen to cassettes in my shitty Subaru. In the dark days before Google Maps and smart phones just finding the best route in a Thomas Bros. guide ate up a good 20 minutes of paid time.

The biggest downside of my auto part delivery job was the dudes back at the store, three absolute morons with whom I had virtually nothing in common, and who insisted on playing popular country music in the store. The very worst kind of country music. This was the summer of Alan Jackson’s “Chattahoochee,” as foul a…

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Sometimes you just have to stick your toe in the water, and your ass in the sand.

He better watch his language on Twitter or else the next story will be titled: “Zach Brown Banned.”

Frats and sororities below the Mason-Dixon Line generally.

I think most of it is reflexive hyper-partisanship. Everything is binary now.

I spent nearly 10 years as a freelance writer, starting when I was in college. Needless to say, I have a balance of 2.5 million GetYourNameOutTheres in my bank account.

No wonder you’re broke.

It’s as if these mistakes can only happen in the most ironic of circumstances.

Here’s an easy headline for you:

Thank you for the gift, but you know the most important (thing) is friendship, getting to know each other

Can confirm. Ex-gf had a work thing in Indy a few years ago that I attended with her. We went to St Elmo’s and she couldn’t wait to try the cocktail sauce after hearing it’s what the place is known for. After heaping about two tablespoons worth onto her first shrimp and taking a big bite she proceeded to spend the…