I sincerely hope you're talking about Thrawn and not Joruus.

(this year, coincidentally, it’s on 4/20)

Yea, but, at least we’ll be watching a winning team

"We have been getting our tickets stamped and leaving the stadium to piss across the street. That’s takes 5 minutes compared to waiting 45 minutes for the bathroom."

Yep. Gonna be a lovely summer down at 35th with me and the other three folks in attendance.

As a Cubs fan I am accustomed to waiting. Usually until next year.

It’s the only time all season the Cubs will be anywhere near number 1.

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

and thanks to everyone who sent in pictures.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Open bar, dude!

Neutral: how about the way the US and Canadian dollars were at parity for a while, but cars still cost at least 20% more there, not counting taxes?

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

While we're on the subject of people leaving lucrative jobs when others could easily replace them, why don't YOU fucking quit, Mike Florio.

The NL Central is no stranger to high-five bans. Cubs players unanimously enacted one in 2002 after the team signed Moises Alou.

I guess I'm not surprised that an infection caused by fecal matter is spreading among pitchers and catchers.

[asks for God to show him a sign]
[closes eyes]
[opens eyes]
[sees sign]
[sign says "All You Can Eat - $6.99"]

-JaMarcus Russell

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

"Always thought it was puke or rally..."

If you're actually concerned about not getting enough fruit or vegetables in your diet because you don't like them, seriously consider investing in a high speed blender (like a Vitamix). I found the $500 model on Craigslist for $150. Even the 7 year old ones are still excellent. You can throw nearly anything in there…