Rock'n'roll! Now get out there, my child!

Wade:

I wish I could see all the rejected pitches from the fox news room for this story.

-Why are all these african americans out marching? Don't they have JOBS to go to and CHILDREN to raise?

-Sure, they'll march to commemorate the civil rights movement, but what about black-on-black crime? Why is no-one marching in Chicago…

Oh, NOW they agree to go with Lynch on the one!

An Irishman drowning his sorrows in a drink? Well I'll be damned.

The Llama Llama book where he is bored at the store reawakened my memories of how awful being dragged shopping could be. Sometimes you need to realize your kids' attention span/hunger/boredom/tiredness and cut them some slack sometimes. It doesn't excuse bad behavior, but sometimes we expect perfect behavior out of…

Ya know, if I can go for the better part of a decade without sex, I'm sure you can wait out a 15 minute car ride.

No kidding! What kind of assholes do this?

And I heard he's an exhibitionist too... at least when working at home.

So, we had a real story this year it which it was inevitable "all major insiders" saw a video that did exist, but they legally denied inevitably having seen it, and here we have a video that seems to not exist, yet "all major insiders" have inevitably seen it.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

I'm so proud of these women for coming forward and sharing their stories. I hope all of the "where were they with their accusations 30 years ago????" people can begin to see that rapists usually TARGET victims who they are most likely to get away with raping. Cosby didn't go around drugging just any woman he felt…

I wonder if Chuck Johnson ever got over the fact that his mother is a woman.

I subscribe to Bill Watterson's theory: "The surest sign there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us."

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

All Deadspin did was report the story. They didn't add commentary or anything. You clicked looking for outrage to react to, there was none to be had, and you're still tripping out. You are the people you supposedly loathe.

It really is a mark of grace to be handling these type of rumors that Chicago sports media spreads as well as Sharp has.

"This team's never been tighter." - Seabrook

How shameful. They should take a lesson from the NBA's Sixers, Lakers, Knicks and try their best.

Shouldn't this have been filed to Adequate Quarterback?