I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

and thanks to everyone who sent in pictures.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Open bar, dude!

Neutral: how about the way the US and Canadian dollars were at parity for a while, but cars still cost at least 20% more there, not counting taxes?

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

While we're on the subject of people leaving lucrative jobs when others could easily replace them, why don't YOU fucking quit, Mike Florio.

The NL Central is no stranger to high-five bans. Cubs players unanimously enacted one in 2002 after the team signed Moises Alou.

I guess I'm not surprised that an infection caused by fecal matter is spreading among pitchers and catchers.

[asks for God to show him a sign]
[closes eyes]
[opens eyes]
[sees sign]
[sign says "All You Can Eat - $6.99"]

-JaMarcus Russell

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

"Always thought it was puke or rally..."

If you're actually concerned about not getting enough fruit or vegetables in your diet because you don't like them, seriously consider investing in a high speed blender (like a Vitamix). I found the $500 model on Craigslist for $150. Even the 7 year old ones are still excellent. You can throw nearly anything in there…

Rock'n'roll! Now get out there, my child!

Wade:

I wish I could see all the rejected pitches from the fox news room for this story.

-Why are all these african americans out marching? Don't they have JOBS to go to and CHILDREN to raise?

-Sure, they'll march to commemorate the civil rights movement, but what about black-on-black crime? Why is no-one marching in Chicago…

Oh, NOW they agree to go with Lynch on the one!

An Irishman drowning his sorrows in a drink? Well I'll be damned.

The Llama Llama book where he is bored at the store reawakened my memories of how awful being dragged shopping could be. Sometimes you need to realize your kids' attention span/hunger/boredom/tiredness and cut them some slack sometimes. It doesn't excuse bad behavior, but sometimes we expect perfect behavior out of…

Ya know, if I can go for the better part of a decade without sex, I'm sure you can wait out a 15 minute car ride.