And I heard he's an exhibitionist too... at least when working at home.

So, we had a real story this year it which it was inevitable "all major insiders" saw a video that did exist, but they legally denied inevitably having seen it, and here we have a video that seems to not exist, yet "all major insiders" have inevitably seen it.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

I'm so proud of these women for coming forward and sharing their stories. I hope all of the "where were they with their accusations 30 years ago????" people can begin to see that rapists usually TARGET victims who they are most likely to get away with raping. Cosby didn't go around drugging just any woman he felt…

I wonder if Chuck Johnson ever got over the fact that his mother is a woman.

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

All Deadspin did was report the story. They didn't add commentary or anything. You clicked looking for outrage to react to, there was none to be had, and you're still tripping out. You are the people you supposedly loathe.

It really is a mark of grace to be handling these type of rumors that Chicago sports media spreads as well as Sharp has.

"This team's never been tighter." - Seabrook

How shameful. They should take a lesson from the NBA's Sixers, Lakers, Knicks and try their best.

Shouldn't this have been filed to Adequate Quarterback?

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

it's written in a kind of wind-talker code that no one could break, a blend of Dr. David patois and Rodriguezese.

Actual feedback from an interview (paraphrased, because it was 1999):

The part of his logic that I think is the absolute worst is that if you are a internet personality, you have to live with the risk of being swatted. It's like saying you have a safe full of money, so you should expect someone to try and rob you.

The Whole Wheat Toast is the best, because it was so obvious once I read it fully, but at that same time I had no idea of the punchline until the end.

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

I can't wait until the Redskins make the superbowl. As it will indeed be interesting to see how many players sell their procured allotment of game tickets, to secondary and tertiary market representatives in hopes of turning over a profit, or worst case scenario - breaking even.
And then in some cases demanding the…

I can't imagine the trouble I'd be in if I got sued for something I wrote on Deadspin. I mean, how the fuck would I even find a lawyer?

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, sh... hey, where'd you go!?!