You clearly aren't from anywhere that gets cold. It was -40 this morning where I am, and having a seat that heats up faster than the rest of the car is worth. every. penny.

There is little in this world that is more infuriating than a power-tripping bureaucrat unwilling to listen to common sense.

Who foots the moving bill?

Mumps sat alone in a boggy rink

I thought most hard asses liked Charmin!1!!11

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Why isn't this filed to "Kobe Beefs"?

I hate that Bud Light commercial with Jimmy Johnson. The "unsuspecting guy" isn't even in a bar. It's a 10'x10' room with people wearing solid colored polos or NFL shirts.

"And then, there's the opposite moment, when you are fully prepared to go out there and kick the shit out of everyone, and you show up to the field DEAD. Your body feels heavy. Your brain feels groggy. All of your teammates are quiet for some reason. It's like a fucking ghost passed through the team prior to…

Was anyone else expecting the hoity-toity British dad to be the guy on the other side of the glory hole? The setup-to-payoff ratio is way too high here. What a letdown.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

If the Packers don't want fans to pass out in the bathroom then they should stop calling it an "owner's suite."

The live twitter feed from Mitch McConnell's re-election party is awesome.

"ONIONS!"

Helpful! But they left out the most important tip - have white children.

What do you expect from a team that is still living in the 18th century?

Meh. I expected worse

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

My secret weapon is an "upset stomach" in case I need to hang out in the bathroom for 20 minutes and play games on my phone.