It wasn’t homophobic, I assure you. Making the distinction doesn’t mean I am worried about someone thinking I am gay — I don’t care about that. Just figured that a straight man saying “hey I appreciate this even though I am not the intended audience” was respectful.

Grew up down the street from him. Didn’t know him well -- I was friendlier with his older brother -- but a mutual friend reminded me how smart James was back in grade school. I just remember him as the bratty younger brother who didn’t understand why he couldn’t hang with the older kids.

I am a man who is NOT into other men, but I gotta respect the game.

I knew that thanks to Wedding Crashers and a basic understanding of Maryland geography (not from the state, have spent time there). “Sailing is like sex to these people!”

Make men wear heels. Problem solved.

If it happened in Chicago, the tow companies would’ve merrily taken that Mercedes away. Our tow companies sometimes tow cars parked legally, so they have no problem actually doing their jobs.

Sadly, there is some truth to this.

I get what you’re saying, but as someone with farmers in my family, I can’t get on board. Farmers aren’t assholes — they are just socially conservative for a variety of reasons so they are pretty much reliably Republicans.

You know, if you curtailed the fantastical elements like tearing down everything in sight, this could work.

Well hey I am a poor and somehow my meager housing budget allows me to be in an (old) high-rise with a doorman. My neighbors are poors, too. So #notalldoormenbuildings or something.

This is the same network that killed a decent but not great fictional show about pro football because the NFL balked. Sure that was years ago under a different network head, but ESPN has always been scared of certain types of criticism.

I want to believe it’s (non-hostile) aliens but common sense says its humans. Some new tech or somesuch.

I never was any good at math.

I missed most of the game, so forgive my stupidity here — but Barry says there were six Sharks out, and that was almost as many as there were skaters (7). But teams ice 18 skaters and two goalies, right? So wouldn’t there have been 12 Sharks still available?

NBA Jam should be higher.

Thing is, he’s not wrong about LGA....

Irony: Run for POTUS to make the brand look better, but be such a jackass that you make it look worse.

I was fine with sitting through this year in order to continue the rebuild, but yeesh.

Sorry I never saw this before. But I don’t think I’d be comfortable speaking about this, especially on record, although I assume your story is long done by now.

I travel a lot. I don’t hate kids, but I do get annoyed by meltdowns in public. But you know what? I keep my mouth shut. The parents know what’s up 90 percent of the time (the other 10 percent are morons) and usually, a crying child is something that passes fast. Only once or twice have I really witnessed a…