The blue signs on the road served the same purpose before cell phones as they do now. They tell me how far the next Arby’s is. Or Wendy’s. Because unless it’s breakfast time, fuck McD’s.

As a city for normal civilians, Chicago is great. But I wonder how much it matters to pros.

I’ve (mostly) aged out of it now, but I admit to drunk texting friends late at night when I’ve been out and was reminded of some sort of inside joke. I always hope they have DND on when I feel motivated to do this.

Well wouldn’t partisan journalists follow the other side to see what they’re saying? I’d guess that’s why conservative journalists would follow liberals. And I’d bet there are liberal journalists following prominent conservative voices, even the insane ones. It’s not necessarily about about being closed-minded.

Thing is, the MAGA-cult people won’t read that thread. And if they do, they’ll dismiss it.

I have no Native American blood that I know of, and am Euro-descended as they come, but I am so tired of these chucklefucks claiming America is the white man’s birthright. No, dudes, your ancestors weren’t here first.

I have no Native American blood that I know of, and am Euro-descended as they come, but I am so tired of these chucklefucks claiming America is the white man’s birthright. No, dudes, your ancestors weren’t here first.

Not one National Treasure joke so far? What’s wrong with you people.

Isn’t the other kid a liberal? Centrist, but liberal?

As a fellow ‘90s teen, oh man that goth thing rings true. Like, even the outcasts conformed.

Forgot to add the part about waking up to see a bunch of outgoing texts to ex-FWBs that read “You up?” or “You out?”

Ugh I have definitely stayed out too late drinking on the 5% chance I’d get laid, only to pass out frustrated.

Saw a dude doing it while driving on the freeway once. I doubt it was “to” me (unless he like dudes) but yeah, there’s creepos out there.

You know, it was fine for a bit as we all got over 9/11. But yeah, this far along, it feels weird.

Two dozen undies like Drew says is too much. I am a once a week laundry person, and I don’t wear undies for more than a day (unless it’s a lazy day around the house, maybe). So shouldn’t the number be seven pairs, plus three to five for backup/travel, and a few sports-specific pairs? Putting you around 15?

I had a fight with an ex over this (there’s a reason she’s an ex) and I looked it up -- some king or something declared it rude. So yeah, it’s arbitrary.

Tell pizza boy that there’s good NYC pizza in Chicago (I am Chicago native, live in Chicago, but get to NYC a lot and the NYC pizza in Chitown is pretty close in quality to what I’ve had in NYC). Ranalli’s on Clark in Lakeview (just north of Diversey) is one such spot.

I got along with them, but I can see that.

He was my neighbor when I was a child, but I am a few years older. Knew his brother better.

And yet more than 60 million people voted for the man. Despite 30+ years of life in the public eye showing how dumb he is. And before anyone @’s me about “well, people don’t like Hillary” or “some people voted for the Republican candidate while holding their nose” allow me to remind you that there were 17 Republican…