Laughed a little too hard at “Mexican country.” Too on the nose. Way too on the nose.

Forget Russia. Maybe Trump got away with collusion, maybe he simply was buddy-buddy with the wrong crowd and didn’t do anything. This is the real story. I have a bad feeling something really and truly awful (more than what’s happened already) is going to happen, and it’s gonna be related to immigration. And this shit…

Yeah but you get to see Machado 19 times.

He really is Judge Smails. But dumber.

Came here to say this. Been thinking about it since Izzo went crazy two weeks ago.

Wait, porn on TV is illegal in Louisiana? I am not really into porn of any kind at bars, but I know some bars (both gay and straight) show it in my city and I just sort of accepted it.

Cat dude is right and his GF is oversensitive. I mean, middle fingers probably aren’t even an insult in some parts of the human world. So a cat won’t get the meaning. At most, it will think of your extended finger as something to paw at.

Obscure? I think that was the break seen ‘round the world.

Not to defend this homophobe, but she could’ve saved herself all this trouble by simply ignoring Yashar.

I had a good roommate. But someone in my dorm peed on his roommate’s rug one drunken night.

I am a Bears fan. If you don’t think there are people still drooling over Ditka, including people who don’t remember 1985, you’re wrong. I remember the biggest criticism of Lovie is that he didn’t yell enough. I am waiting for Matt Nagy to get the same treatment whenever the glow of this year’s success wears off. He’s…

No one comes on the bean, it’s always under watchful eyes like security, I assume.

This is why I support single-payer. If employers aren’t on the hook for benefits, at least these folks are covered.

Somewhere, nodding approvingly, the Dude abides.

Former grocery store worker here. After 8 or 8:30 pm on worknights, it dies. The only customers were college kids and slightly older 20-somethings grabbing booze or toothpaste that they ran out of, and people who had to work late. It’s a desert otherwise.

I never knew people watched the movie in this way. I never saw it -- I was already in my mid-20s when it came out and my parents (one Catholic, one Lutheran) aren’t terribly religious (and not pushy about the parts that they do care about) so I wasn’t going to be forced to see the thing. I learned something today.

I don’t run Jalopnik....or even work for GMG.

I was going to ask “parents” but given who the president is, now I have to ask if it’s him.

This speaks to a larger problem in society: Bullies who get called on their shit, and either say “what did I do?” or try to justify or play the victim. I saw this all the time as a kid. Someone would get bullied, a teacher would catch the bully in the act, and the bully would play the victim card. Except now the adult…

There’s a reference to the movie Collateral in here somewhere...