As a fellow ‘90s teen, oh man that goth thing rings true. Like, even the outcasts conformed.

Forgot to add the part about waking up to see a bunch of outgoing texts to ex-FWBs that read “You up?” or “You out?”

Ugh I have definitely stayed out too late drinking on the 5% chance I’d get laid, only to pass out frustrated.

Saw a dude doing it while driving on the freeway once. I doubt it was “to” me (unless he like dudes) but yeah, there’s creepos out there.

You know, it was fine for a bit as we all got over 9/11. But yeah, this far along, it feels weird.

Two dozen undies like Drew says is too much. I am a once a week laundry person, and I don’t wear undies for more than a day (unless it’s a lazy day around the house, maybe). So shouldn’t the number be seven pairs, plus three to five for backup/travel, and a few sports-specific pairs? Putting you around 15?

I had a fight with an ex over this (there’s a reason she’s an ex) and I looked it up -- some king or something declared it rude. So yeah, it’s arbitrary.

Tell pizza boy that there’s good NYC pizza in Chicago (I am Chicago native, live in Chicago, but get to NYC a lot and the NYC pizza in Chitown is pretty close in quality to what I’ve had in NYC). Ranalli’s on Clark in Lakeview (just north of Diversey) is one such spot.

I got along with them, but I can see that.

He was my neighbor when I was a child, but I am a few years older. Knew his brother better.

And yet more than 60 million people voted for the man. Despite 30+ years of life in the public eye showing how dumb he is. And before anyone @’s me about “well, people don’t like Hillary” or “some people voted for the Republican candidate while holding their nose” allow me to remind you that there were 17 Republican…

Laughed a little too hard at “Mexican country.” Too on the nose. Way too on the nose.

Forget Russia. Maybe Trump got away with collusion, maybe he simply was buddy-buddy with the wrong crowd and didn’t do anything. This is the real story. I have a bad feeling something really and truly awful (more than what’s happened already) is going to happen, and it’s gonna be related to immigration. And this shit…

Yeah but you get to see Machado 19 times.

He really is Judge Smails. But dumber.

Came here to say this. Been thinking about it since Izzo went crazy two weeks ago.

Wait, porn on TV is illegal in Louisiana? I am not really into porn of any kind at bars, but I know some bars (both gay and straight) show it in my city and I just sort of accepted it.

Cat dude is right and his GF is oversensitive. I mean, middle fingers probably aren’t even an insult in some parts of the human world. So a cat won’t get the meaning. At most, it will think of your extended finger as something to paw at.

Obscure? I think that was the break seen ‘round the world.

Not to defend this homophobe, but she could’ve saved herself all this trouble by simply ignoring Yashar.