You can end it by bunting the fuckin ball. You used to start off every batting practice round with it, how about you take one round with just bunting. Chicks dig the long ball and shit, but they love a player that can outfox the other team.

Why isn’t there another shortstop on the other side of the field? Because there is already a second baseman over there?

Maybe I’m missing something obvious but

Yeah that new fangled defensive strategy...

“When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding why there was only one shortstop on the infield. Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling. Why not be equally as prepared for left-handed hitters as you…

I don’t understand the first few sentences of this post. On the left side you have the third baseman and shortstop, and on the right side you have the second baseman and first baseman. That is balanced.

That first paragraph doesn’t make a lick of sense

Yes, because Trump loves Russia. Good job.

Can anyone explain why the No. 1 wrestler in the world was playing the No. 2 wrestler in the world in the quarterfinals?

...just the tips.

Ask around a lot. You may not know any criminal lawyers, and you may not know anyone who has used a criminal lawyer, but you, or one of your friends went to school with/has a cousin/lives next door to a local lawyer who can recommend someone.

Poor Krusty the Clown lost $44 million on that promotion..

The summer of free Big Macs and fries. I remember it well.

That’s some solid “im not racist but here’s a racist joke for your consideration” posting.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

correction: Kevin Durant met Katie Ledecky

But Canada got bronze! That’s just like gold to us!

He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

“The Cardinals bullpen is a dumpster fire”

Do we not like him? I like him.