And all he’s done as the DH is hit strong home run slams all over the baseball yard.

Good on you to have the mental fortitude to self-edit a level-headed lede. A solid shingle up the middle.

Tony has no room to talk after all the slurs he’s directed at police officers.

Bone broth. It’s just stock!

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

I’m horrified to learn how many of you sad bastards visit Buffalo Wild Wings often enough to have a nickname for it.

Quilted Northern Rustic Weave Artisanal Toilet Paper - for a more memorable bathroom experience. I prefer “Cedar Loom.”

Quilted Northern Rustic Weave Artisanal Toilet Paper - for a more memorable bathroom experience. I prefer “Cedar…

I gnaw on wood chips for my fiber.

I gnaw on wood chips for my fiber.

Best toilet paper is a high fiber diet and a sea sponge deftly wielded by a vassal lord one has so thoroughly cowed with one’s own glorious magnificence that they think it is an honored and prestigious position

Best toilet paper is a high fiber diet and a sea sponge deftly wielded by a vassal lord one has so thoroughly cowed…

Nothing better. 100% Natural, Organic, Washable and Reusable.

Nothing better. 100% Natural, Organic, Washable and Reusable.

UFC Star Helps Child, Insults Mother

Should’ve tapped.

“Rub some dirt on it and keep hiking. What are you, a six year old girl in tremendous pain and maybe shock? Jesus!”

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

Survival of the fittest.

And then raise her daughter as her own?

You live in New York and have never had a taco with a radish on it? My follow up is why do you only go to Taco Bell?