So the comment section is just one big circle jerk now. Got it.

Still better than that time that Adler tried to explain how the infield in baseball is unbalanced. Then got called out for how stupid that statement was. Then backtracked by essentially saying, “tee hee, I really only thought that the second baseman stood on second base when I was a tot.”

Skins 50 squirrels. Makes flag out of squirrel pelts. Mails to Tony.

Still none of which, retract back into their shells. So also kind of a stupid, nonsensical analaogy. If only there were actual organisms that retracted into their shells...

“Patient has small penis covered in herpes.”

Looks science-y!

“crawdadding back in his shell” isn’t a thing. But stay WOKE AF!

This is a very important and original take, tell me more about your age requirements for things.

Best loss of the year. Only thing that would have made it better is if Hazlebaker had bunted for a single.

67, incidentally the same number as the Mets, who are “ahead” in the wild card standings.

Can’t be any worse than that casserole they refer to as pizza in Chicago.

That bear is almost as drunk as the idiot doing the vertical videography.

Ah, so he’s on the Clinton payroll as well then? Slate’s political coverage sucks BOFA.

Best non-alcohol gift? Pistachios or cashews?

More outrageous:

Marchman - have your read The Universal Baseball Association? What’s your favorite baseball related novel?

You realize you don’t need a radioactive spider for that right?

Ignore him. Have you tried foot golf? Actual fun on the golf course.