I’m thinking there’s an alternate universe, where a red state version of Deadspin publishes articles with mostly the same content but different titles, like this one would be:

“Naaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!”

i also piss in the sink

That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

Do they? I thought the “milestones” were tying others on the all-time list. Anyway the Yankees stiffed him last year when he tied Mays.

Agree. LOVECHUBB! I’ve heard that song a 1000(?) times, but I always turn it up when it comes on.

My trick is to have been born less than thirty years ago.

You make living sound like it sucks.

all that shit to maintain an illusion? or should I say delusion....

This sounds a lot harder and more messy than harvesting the blood of the young. Just saying...

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

No dumbass. As long as the hand that’s on the meat end of the bat is protected — as it is there — the chance of breaking her fingers is virtually nil, because no one is going to try to bunt a ball that’s pitched that far inside OTOH—Her hand there will prevent you from shoving that thing all the way up your ass, where…

HOLY SHIT YOUR DICK IS HUGE

orly

This is so fucking stupid. I’M GLAD YOU CAN SPORTS GOOD, BRO

God, she deserves a better platform than FS...

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

The Mindbenders

Now with 100% more movement!

You can actually see the change after that hit too, red shirt guy’s like “holy shit you got me good there Biff, let’s shake and call it off because I know you’ll kick my ass”.