What I’ve read here is, the Mariners blew a six-run lead.

Counterpoint: Joe Maddon is a douche who’s too old to wear those stupid glasses.

To be fair to Bochy, he just just pulled a move yesterday where he had Madison Bumgarner pinch hit for Matt Cain and after Bumgarner doubled (which, of course, he did), brought in ex- Notre Dame WR Jeff Samardzija as a pinch runner. And just as planned, Samardzija scored the winning run.

Triple plays don’t exist. They are part of an Illuminati plot to hide the fact that Dusty Baker is a Lizard person.

There’s always highlight truthers

Ichiro

Cat’s Cradle.

It’s hard to classify it quite as sci-fi, but I recently finished China Mieville’s Embassytown and loved it. No one beats dude at world-building.

Literally an hour ago:

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

i was going to post this tonight, had i not been working since 8am, anyways.... maybe now i can afford a chevrolet. or a ford mustang.

They feel so hallow when they aren’t raising some poor sap up out of the doldrums of the dreaded greys...

One of my favorite Arnie one-liners is from that movie, though in relation to a completely different villain. It’s great because it is so close to perfection but is hampered by the fact that it is super clunky and doesn’t really make much sense on its own.

“Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut” is obviously the only aphorism fit for this space.

As a human that has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringles can, I am in no position to judge. Solidarity, stupid jarhead bear.

“Pepperidge Farm bread...that’s fancy bread. You can tell it’s fancy because it’s wrapped twice. You open it... and it still ain’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it. I don’t need another step between me and toast.” - Mitch Hedberg

This is the best assessment of Matheny’s relationship with the bullpen