burnedmydickoffwithamacbook
BurnedMyDickOffWithAMacBook
burnedmydickoffwithamacbook

God really does work in mysterious ways.

God’s work? No, that’s Nelson Cruz you’re thinking of.

Which Iraq war? ugh

This. Additionally, unless the anti-union gasbags have something to offer that is better than collective bargaining then gtfo.

Best anthem ever.

Preach. The pledge of allegiance is even worse; the worst.

SO many people saying they lost respect for Kaepernick, not me, I just gained a ton of respect for the 49er organizaion. Great response.

These type of endorsement deals are in the 10-20k per year range; it’s marketing through quanity rather than quality and it’s generally paid as such. Meaning, basically every major leaguer has one of these deals.

So you had never actually watched a game when you formed this understanding of the second baseman? I’m not sure clarifying that paragraph helps it any... it’s more of a ctrl-z situation.

Nice of them to take one of the 5,000 comments about this out of the grays. Seriously, that the first paragraph - wtf?

This. I mean, does she think since his name is “second baseman” that he literally stands on second base. Seriously, wtf is this?

“When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding why there was only one shortstop on the infield. Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling. Why not be equally as prepared for left-handed hitters as you

AMEN. While we are at it, can we get rid of “Safety Officers” in public schools:

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In honor of HELL TRACK! Some bicycle boogie. RAD!

So, completely appropriate.

CUBS WIN! oh wait. #deeeeeeeeeznutz

Rad track. Bicycle boogie?