I pose as a runner everytime that I run, because I’m really just walking.

Wrestling - it’s not the singlets. It’s the neoprene elbow and knee braces. Holy fuck those things smell like shit.

Yeah, I mean, who would want these losers:

The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset

At least they didn’t jerk any massive dongs.

I had the same thought about the second photo but as far as the tile is concerned, you are looking at that tile through the water.

Sure, but most fans also understand that the AS game tends to reward offense above defense and Crawford wasn’t exactly knocking the cover off the ball at the break.

Russell was voted in by the fans and Diaz took the one spot for the Cardinals - these are both established rules of the AS game, a game that counts! //shakes fist at cloud//. Regardless, Diaz and Seager were both playing as well, or better than Crawford at the break.

DEEZ NUTZ!

Did you say more HORNS?

A friendly reminder that Crawford was mercilessly snubbed left off the NL All-Star because of a crowd of talented SS’s this year.

Hmmm I thought he had one for 700... but now that you mention it I think you’re the correct one. Also, I seem to recall reading the milestone bonuses would mostly go to charity anyways. I suppose I could google it...

On the upside, if he JERKS 4 MORE DONGS this week the Yankees will have to pay him dat bonus money!

The criminally underrated Chubb Rock

The cock needs vitamin D too.

Perestroika comrade!

Some say the glass is half empty, some say Russia is batting .666!

Related. We have found a whole new breed of athlete: the handball goalie. Who the fuck are those guys?