So much wasted time and work when all you need to do is rub so much HORSE SEMEN into your face; your face will look young forever even as your penis shrivels and your pants fill with shit.
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He’s pretty good at sit-down comedy too.
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And when you do, Jay Smooth has some good strategies here. TLDW: “what they did” vs. “who they are.”
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Hannah, if you’ve never seen this video by Jay Smooth, it’s pretty much the best:
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Curtis live at the Bitter End. Stone Junkie.
“No.” - all the fish.
“No.” - all the fish.
Sissy.
MVP candidate? People (you) still believe that?
That contract for Smardizja still seems like a lot for middle relief.
2002 is an odd number.
I hate the Giants but Bochy is pretty much the best. Was thinking of this same anecdote.
Remember when everything was coming up Lou Piniella.
You sound like every manager/principal ever... “Hey if you compile all this data (even though it doesn’t exist) and preferably put it into a pivot table, and make some pretty pie charts, that’d be glorious!”
Related. My kids have that same top-notch water slide in our backyard.
Do you also call babies that fall into wells Jessicas?
1. Cheapest
New York Dolls or Television? (You’re prolly the only staffer qualified to answer.)
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?