burnedmydickoffwithamacbook
BurnedMyDickOffWithAMacBook
burnedmydickoffwithamacbook

You tip $1 if someone fetches you a large black coffee? And if so, doesn’t that sort of imply every goddamn transaction at the coffee place/house/hut merits a tip? “Welp, you fetched me those mini scones, here is a $1 tip for your hard work sonny.”

Could your dog’s collar still somehow be involved though?

Are you counting your folks?

BUT WILL IT HAVE MORE DOG COLLAR?

Yes, but did you take your microwave camping with you?

I’m wearing my fanny pack; way less pretentious than cargo shorts.

Man, we are on the same lit thread Barry. Was just going to suggest Perdido Street Station...

Is Marchman ever not shaking his fist at clouds, muttering?

Not a question, just a fact. Frank Herbert is the greatest.

When the Deadcast returns, will it be broacast with or without the dog collar filter?

What is sad about this? Was there a point in time when Curt was a redeemable human-shaped being?

Manannan!

It didn’t fucking matter how you spelled Rumpledickskin, you weren’t getting past that fucker.

No.

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Can you eat this as an adult? Yeah, let’s start seriously weirding out those around us by bringing this one back. Like, let’s get Capri Sun on some restaurant menus.

You can still star my comment. I’m an idiot. I’m wrong about most things. But I’m not wrong about that, Running Man is the perfect movie.

A sin? That movie was is perfect.

WTF is this

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