Yeah, you can take your oppression Olympics right the fuck on out of here, thanks.

I would if I had a car. I’ve had it done for one of them a couple times, but it’s kind of far and expensive to taxi to and also they hate hate hate cat carriers so unless they need more than nail trimming I don’t like to do it. Alternatively to soft-claws, does anyone have any advice on how to calm a kitty down for…

i’m queer and gay men having sex is my favorite kind of porn.

Only if it's weird than men giving other men head turns me on and I'm a straight lady...

I mean they are tastey as fuck, but yeah. I think I may have been a little misleading when I said I wanted the whole affair to be “relaxed and no pressure” what bothered me most, and this is obbvy is that she was like “I FOUND THE CUTEST TOPPER FOR THE CAKE TODAYYY!!” What that meant is she found it, saw it and left…

My wedding itself was a disaster, thanks to mommy dearest. Since the big wedding plans got cancelled, we were going to elope with just our photographers - we ended up inviting a few family members. ANYWAY. We went to a cupcake store while we were taking our pictures before we got married/met up with everyone, and…

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:

OMG why does she look like she’s naked under that denim shirt???

I’m therefore unable to internalize that Caitlyn Jenner is a female. I’m not going to hollar or carry on about someone being able to define themselves however they want - I believe in this - but I personally cannot in my brain accept a fiction as a truth. I can’t think of Caitlyn Jenner as an actual woman

Okay first off I am trans and second I don’t think you are a bigot. Here is the thing. Caitlyn Jenner will not ever be a cisgender woman. You are right. She will always be a transwoman. There are different ways of being a woman, or being a man. See it’s not just the ‘transition’ part that makes you a trans woman or in…

You’re conflating your inability to understand it with it not being a real thing.

Every word of your post sounds like the opening scene in a David Lynch movie. All it needs is Ryan Gosling as a troubled cop, here to ask about the fresh bodies with sewn-on goat heads dug up at the refinery when they started expansion. The hostess, an ageless woman with circular scars above her eyes, will force him…

I have been thinking about this lately, actually, and have been keeping an eye out for open positions. I’m not sure about the experience requirements though, and appreciate that it’s a career, so I would be willing to start washing dishes. I already had a second job lined up, but I just couldn’t find the energy to…

Violence is seldom the answer.

Yeeeeeesssssss!!!

I have been in this situation. he was waaaaaaay older than me and I thought/believed everything he told me. He, like your guy was in an open relationship except his wife didn’t know. I thought I was so mature and “sexy” and who knows maybe I was. I thought I was cool and couldnt give 2 fucks if we worked out or not or…

Yooooo if they’re going to bring back retro drinks I want these back:

I think for me it's the fact that I don't have the patience to be in the starting phases of a relationship. Right now I have been seeing this guy for almost two months and I fucked up last weekend and got blackout drunk while I was with him. Now we haven't see each other for the week and I am sick of wondering how bad…

I know it’s normal to encounter this in my chosen region, but it still freaks me out a little, when occasionally I see a black widow wandering across my living room floor like it’s her house.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.