My baby prays for noms

That quote us from Rupaul’s Drag Race, not ANTM. “THIS AIN’T RUPAUL’S BEST FRIEND RACE!”

No. Nope. You are not going to convince me that free range kids is a thing. Nope. I’m not that fucking stupid.

Fatal Attraction. Both the theatre version but more so the directors version.

My husband is now in a masters program where he learns how to manage a nonprofit organization. This might be amight be a viable path. You could really learn how to help affect change on a massive scale.

I think this is a gorgeous idea.

I was pleasantly surprised by American Mary

I love you for mentioning Two Cathedrals

I LOST MY SHIT at Marley and Me.

I have an English bulldog and they are not cheap. But I’ll pay anything for my floppyface.

Totally late here.

Seriously though, let petsmart groomers do your cat's nails. They're aawesome at it.

Not me, but I laughed so hard because I know she’s blowing the smoke from the gun but she also looks like she just wants to shoot herself

What you’re experiencing is called hubris, doll. Your inability to sseparate psychological gender and physical sex is your problem., not Caitlyn’s.

It’s also largely about respect, darling. Caitlyn has asked to be identified as a woman. Full stop. What harm does it do you to respect another human beings wishes?

Strange as it sound, DO NOT WASH DISHES. It’s hard to get out if that position once you’re in it. As far as experience goes, start out at diners, IHOP, Dennys, etc. I feel ya on the transportation situation.

You’re down a rabbit hole and isolated, so I feel for you. I normally wouldn’t advise this but consider a serving job to supplement your new job. 17 years in the food biz and I’ll be the first to say that serving can suck . But nothing beats it for quick cash on no experience. Forced socialization might help you too.…