I totally believe in soul mates. Except that they don't always turn out to be a lover. Usually a best friend.
“a challenge for you.” SHADE!!
It DOES sound like it could be fun... If you were just able to fuck around. But you yourself said you can’t just do that. If you were able to fuck him and walk away that’s be one thing. But the fact that you are taking it to a level of “keeping tthe upper hand” tells me it’s gotten too deep. Stop over thinking it, if…
Oh, God, tooooootally get what you're saying.
No. Enough. Her hurting herself is not your problem. Sad as it is, her kid being taken away is not your problem. Also, consider this. She may be his mother, but is it possible he’s better off? She sounds super unstable.
I picked up a habit from my mom that some would term strange.
I didn’t have my first real boyfriend until I was 30. Everyone (including myself) has been shocked at the longevity of the relationship, 5 years later. I won’t lie. It’s not been easy. You know, “can’t turn a whore into a housewife”, and all that.
Goddammit I can’t believe my mom called this one. She said “19?...” cocked her head and said “there’s some V.C Andrews shit going on there...”
Not a huge thing, but why is “having cancer” in quotes...? Is this suspect, somehow?
You mean like the fuckwits who enter the restaurant and when asked “how many?” look around at their nonexistent companions and say shit like “I think it’s just me!” or tthe asshole who replies to your drink query “liquor”. Even THOUGH YOU ARE AT A FUCKING DENNYS AND YOU KNOW WE DON’T HAVE A BAR WE GO THROUGH THIS…
I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
Since we already have The twink in Kevin, can Moose have a big Bear friend?
(phone rings in the middle of the night.)
HELENA SCARES THE BEJESUS OUT OF ME.
I Don’t get the Netflix / Hulu hate. Between those and a friend hbo go pass, we finally said “fuck you, Direct TV.”
Oh my god that has been my absolute favorite joke of the whole series. I sat up and screamed “IS THAT A SYLVIA PLATH REFERENCE??? FROM TAMARA??”
*shrug* okay.