I do this all the time, too, and it's not dependent on my urgency. The only thing that matters to me is the line. Why the hell should I stand in line for 20 minutes while my husband can get in and out in 3. If there is no line for the men's room, I'll waltz my glittery girl butt right in there and use the stall…

The problem with this hypothetical is that what the hell is going to stop men who want to do that from doing so anyway? Not too many bathrooms have doormen watching who comes in or out. Bathrooms are risky places for assault and abduction because they are often isolated. Walking into an empty bathroom and wait till a…

I gotta tell you, close to ten years of having to clean or dispense with troublemakers in restrooms in restaurants and bars made one thing clear to me. Ladies rooms are NOT, in no way, no fucking way, less gross than men's rooms. Jesus Christ, how that myth stands the test of tine is beyond me. I've seen some shit…

Gawd, this. A million times this! Do these people honestly believe that there are would-be rapists walking around thinking, "I'd love to sexually assault someone, but I'm not allowed to go in that bathroom!" Because, as we all know, rapists are generally rule followers. *headfuckingdesk*

It does not happen often. It has happened once. A cis man pretended to be a trans woman in order to access women's shelters in Canada. He then went on to actually assault the women there. And the shelters banded together, and issued a statement saying something like, "The trans women we serve are amongst the most at…

I have no idea what you're talking about or what it has to do with this video I posted but you know what? You just do you, drunk Internet commenter. You do you.

Oh I could construct one. Its pretty simple as isolation is one of the worst things you can do to a human being then ladle on a lot of sensory deprivation.

*sniff*

If I love The Golden Girls*, will I also like Designing Women?

There's nothing like an ass chewing en Espanol.

You are my internet hero for at least the next 24 hours.

You . . . ARE . . . MY . . . HERO!

What in the actual fuck. Why would people do this?! It's so rude and condescending. I mean, I know some cheap bastards, but this is just...NO. You, on the other hand? You are AMAZING. Never change.

Oh, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, for the perfect response to this scenario. I kept wondering what on earth I would do... walk out? confront the person? roll my eyes and drag the other friend to the bathroom for a "break up with this ass immediately" conversation?
This wins everything.

I just got this vision in my head (only, a nipply version).

Oh GOD I had forgotten my brief encounter with that phenotype. Coffee shop job in a mall. Two big rednecks (man and woman) who hit on me shamelessly and a skinny little emo boy who was most definitely their bitch. Also I was an eighteen-year-old guy at this point, also skinny, also kind of emo. Clearly they had a type…

This... this... I love you.

Go home, KFC. You're drunk.