MY BODY IS READY.

I won’t lie... She sounds crazy... But “because I own everything.”

*bursts into tears and runs out of the room, leaving a keening wail in his wake*

OMG aI'maddicted to the airbnb.com app for this very reason!

Whatever you decide, always remember, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. DO NOT SKIMP ON THI.

Yup. This was a fight At the end of a long night during which we went to his sisters wedding thrown by his Mormon family. They had been wonderful to me but he got drunk beforehand and tried to use me to make them uncomfortable. 6 months later I run into him and he was on a date... With someone who looks just like me.

Me: God, all you do is bitch moan and complain. I don’t even have any girlfriends that complain as much as you do!

Apparently I have two in the city I live in and one in California. strangely enough we all seem to work in food service. I’ve never met them but I’ve had people time and again come up and call me by the same three names. Even weirder we all seem to be gay, too. I've never met them...

jesus, he's hot...

Care for a zany gay couple next door who would ADORE this and also know the recipe for a cherry wine red velvet cake?

I totally didn't know I could whimper and laugh at the same time. It took a minute to figure out what the sound coming out of me was.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE AMA?? THE FDA?? I HATE THIS FUCKING STATE.

OK. That's it. I get it now. This article has now convinced me to spend the money and make my Web show. My friends and I have written a show about gay POC who don't have all the money in the world to fuck around with. Will anyone watch? I don't know. But now I have to fucking try.

*charges across the field, screaming "YOOOOOU'RE STUUUUUUPID!!"*

YAY! Next time my husband complains about his lactose intolerance I'm gonna start chanting "MUTANT! MUTANT! MUTANT!"

EDIT : it's actually A_SCREAMIN_QUEEN

I just got a ps3 after trading in my 360 (in waiting for a bigger library before I invest in a ps4) and I've decided "fuck it" and My new name is A_Screamin_Queen. It's funniest during pvp like Destiny to read "A_Screamin_Queen shot so and so" or "A_Screamin_Queen took the lead". I rarely do any team chats and…

can I do this with milky ways?

THIS. If you really want to help your friend you need to tell her "look, I can't speakto the question of racism, but the way you talk is NOT helping your situation. You need to act professionally. Our boss HAS a job. WE DON'T. And if you are not willing to here's this advice, then I'm sorry but I have no choice but to…