the last time I scared my dog I was screaming at my husband "THE FUCK YOU MEAN THAT'S A LETTER FROM AARP??"

I don't care what people say to me. My Meatball is a pretty princess.

I'm blinking at "my innateness"... What in the purple fuck is that? I used to slam poetry so I've come up with some bullshit... But this is to a level I fucking can't even....

I feel goddamn awful for laughing at this.

I just fell the fuck out at grizabella.

I could almost agree... But they're working for him.

no... No "unless"...

First, remember I'm a big burly bear, but alone I will shriek AL on my "Into the Woods" soundtrack. Also do the pizza in one go, and the frosting.

I used to be a groomer for Petsmart. We would heavily discourage people from buying pedi-paws. The design allows your dogs nails to get caught in there, risking a seriously painful injury. Much better to get the Dremel brand. Also, your dog has to tolerate nail grinding. Some dogs freak the Fuck out, and those ones…

nope. Coven was my favorite. It will go down into the annals of camp and I lived for every minute of it.

I could ALMOST agree with you but she drank a regular coffee and was satisfied that it was Irish.

"ill never do it again."

SHADE!

so... Madonna is sucking her thumb. I don't think people understand that she was never seeking approval. It was attention, And yeah all these people are saying "ugh, how embarrassing, blah blah...". But we're still talking about it, right? I'm just starting to realize Madonna was the original troll. And I adore her…

I was about to comment on your first reply. I was gonna tell you, mostly white people call them dinner parties. We Latinos call it the weekend.

well, Lena... I don't know how to explain this... the frowns weren't... because you were an...extra person... it's because you are... an asshole... d'you understand? You weren't imposing, you were annoying. Ok, baby? Now go on, go outside and play.

they DON'T pay A living wage. Here in AZ the servers make 4.90 an hour.what makes them more of an asshole it's that it's they same in a lot of states. These guttersnipes know what the Fuck they are doing.

Sheeeeeyit... I'm spending no money and living like Erin Brockovitch EVERY DAY bitch!

one of the things that helps is to remember that YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HOW SOMEONE REACTS TO SOMETHING. You can simply state your opinion, and if they choose to fight you on it stay calm. Remember that YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON FOR FEELING CERTAIN WAYS ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS.

I'm not one to ever really be broken up about celebrity lives, but cleaning the house today, my iPod was on shuffle and "i will always love you" came on. I hadn't listened to it in a very, very long time, and I'll admit, I got a lump in my throat. I froze and just listened to it.