(nods Matthew mchonoughey like) yeah... best kind of boner.

completely unrelated... but I heard someone in the coffee shop complain about being in the greys.... am I in the greys? What are the greys? I don't understand... should I be whining too? Or is this a bougie problem that I don't care about? I'm being completely honest here...

i won't lie. My husband and I are working on opening a bar, and I'm terrified of yelp. Mostly because I actually personally know people who have left reviews of restaurants that they never even visited. Shit like "I don't like Thai food so here's one star." Or (about a bear bar) "the clientele here is excessively…

yup.

YASSSSSSS PUNANI PUTTANESCA IS MY NEW DRAG NAME!!!

OH my God I tried one and choked on it! I had to ask for a water to clear my mouth and throat. That shit just sat there, refusing to be swallowed.

um... it's his fucking column.

OH. I thought couldn't say the names. I always thought it was a little Voldemortey... ok, i'll stop pussyfooting it then. DENNY'S! I WORKED AT GAY DENNY'S!!!

I worked 10 years in a gay "Lenny's". Somehow I survived countless managers during that time, but this new GM, strangely for the location was a homophobe. After 10 years with a pristine record, I suddenly had write ups start pulling up in my file for infractions that I didn't remember happening. I thought to myself…

I'm confused by some of the commenters who think that this is out of line. Kids don't DESERVE game systems. That shit is a privilege. I barely agree with kids having cell phones and that's only from a safety perspective.

fair enough. If I were to spend that much money I'd damn sure would have few specifications lol.

when I was younger, I would have totally agreed with you... but now that I'm older, put in my dues and enjoying some success I can definitely see the allure of having something come to you already complete. Sometimes I pay money so I DON'T have to make a decision. After a long week I go to meet fave restaurant where…

You had us until the last sentence. Then the breeding kicked in.

you better call the police because I'm stealing the shit out of this line.

yasssssss my British lady of pleasure!!! Everyone will own up to knowing what smegma is, but major fucking props to you for admitting you have dealt with it before, which no-one else will. I want to take you to a bar and have highly inappropriate public conversations with you!

Also... I'm wondering... did Dora know the dude was going to kill himself? Sounds like it.

I FUCKING ADORE YOU.

get a job in a kitchen on the weekends. Really immerse yourself in it. I don't believe substance abuse HAS to be part of it, but Fuck if it's not a heavy presence. Food service can be insane, overwhelming and discouraging... but I'm also a big fan of going after dreams. If it's possible take a sabbatical to get into…

now that I think about it, a lot of BCO pics are phallic...

I see the picture of breadsticks. Something inside me snaps. I look up at my boyfriend.