my poor boyfriend. I wear hearing aids, and when I got a sound system for my home theatre there were a couple of nights when I would look up and just see his head around the corner, giving me the MIDNIGHT GLARE....

I thought the video was cute, but I would have been fine with just a long shot of her sitting in the booth. She looks so fierce in that side view...

I'm a big dude and I actually burst into tears when that millipede touched her fucking face. Oh God my eyes are damp just thinking about it

I agree that top shelf makes a difference... if they are all upgraded. But to pay so much for such a small amount? As I mentioned above, in the long islands, only the vodka (a half ounce) is getting upgraded. The rest (another 2 full ounces) are still swill.

I do make them in pint glasses. I also have to go by the establishment's recipe. I just don't see how the 7 dollar upgrade cost on a tiny section of alcohol ( remember, they are only upgrading one liquor. The rest are still well) is justified.

the jiggers are in ounces. freepouring would get me fired.

I worked as a bartender and the mark up is astounding. I also had to laugh when someone would upgrade the vodka or something in a long island. You are paying 7 dollars more for 1/2 of an ounce of different liquor. There is total 2 or 2 1/2 ounces in the drink. Can you really taste it?

that snorty following you around is probably hoping you take it back with you when you leave. Consider it.

your guy reminds me of a girl I left with a lemon slicer. I come back to find out why it's taking her 45 minutes to slice the lemons... and I see that she has taken the top part off, the part you use to slam the lemons through and is PUSHING THE LEMONS THROUGH THE BLADES WITH HER HANDS. I almost had a heart attack. As…

nope. Gay "lenny's".

I was driven crazy by a trainee. I came back from 2 days off and would taking over for another trainer server. When I walked into work my manager took me to the side and begged me to go easy on the girl. I have a reputation for being an highly effective but sometimes... er... intimidating trainer (all of them confess…

so, in my poor days I donated plasma for cash and stuff. Honestly I think that if they could get a hold of them, blood and plasma drives on campuses trading codes for xblive or psplus membership ( for a week or month) would result in a huge uptick.

For me, it's gay men who, upon introduction, hold their hand out palm side down, as if to be kissed.

my response: "YOU KNOW WHAT'S STUPID? CALLING SOMEONE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID, YOU FUCKING JIZZ LITTERING SAVAGE!"

lived in as all my life, and did not realize how insane this all was til I met my boyfriend from Boston. I honestly thought this shit was normal. Then my bf finally let me know how AZ was viewed by the rest of the country. I was completely mortified.

I'm so fucking disappointed with all this stuff coming out about him. I loved that man growing up, and I have all the Cosby shows on DVD. I'm so let down and I feel weird that it's affected me to this degree. I always viewed him as a substitute for my dad, someone trying to raise his kids on that show right, and…

You did this to yourself, Pizza Hut. I'm only calling you after my husband and I have done another 90 minute round of "what do you want for dinner?" Now with these choices we will call and then be still and paralyzed in the face of all these choices... I will keep your associate on the line and tie up the phones as…

I have a white friend who sometimes does the Bindi thing... and while actually think it looks cool, I cringe a little because I don't know if it's... inappropriate...? Is that what I'm reaching for? I literally don't know how to feel about it... also I do realize it's her choice to do what she wants... it's just....

is it weird that I'm charmed by the fact that you have someone in your life that you straight up reference as a mistress?

bell... sorry