Loved this article, but Ethan, you really need to do a second edit. Lots of misused words here - ladder instead of latter, bulk instead of balk, etc.

Man, there had to be a better way to form that acronym.

Mattress Mack is a great Houstonian. I still remember the speeches he would give at our elementary school, and that was over 25 years ago.

Difference between the Associated Press, or AP, and the more reasonable, down to earth Associated Fucking Press, or AFP.

Remember this, everyone?

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Better idea:

I laughed during that scene because that plot line (as written this season) did not earn this ending at all. Good surprises and twists are when a character does something you don’t expect but in hindsight makes sense for the presented character psychology. Bad surprises are when things happen because the writers and…

Fucking moron.

Educated speculation. Can’t see any chance of them not making a sequel to a multi-million seller.

It is this, Bae is the One True Name

Tsk tsk.

Look how proud he is of that mustache! Don’t you dare say a bad word to him!

How often does a Charger get into the HoF? The whole damn team should be able to go. One less day of practice isn’t going to ruin the season. Unreal.

I guess you don’t know locally that you can’t trade players for draft picks, though.

Twitch streamers with young kids always seem to have little moments like this.
Ryan Haywood of Rooster Teeth (SortaMaliciousGaming on Twitch) has two young kids and half his streams usually start with him desperately trying to get them to go to bed.

More power to him, but the truth is the only real change can come in the next CBA. Good luck with that, as the NFLPA has easily overtaken the NBAPA as sport’s shittiest union.

For people who like anime, or just a touching story, Little Witch Academia’s new Netflix (expanded) run is amazing :D

A year ago the servers were terrible and it’s kind of ironic that a year later they are still having trouble. I feel like the people who stayed home to play are gonna get more out of this.