I bet you’re fun at parties.

Now I can’t decide if I like this or Mark Hamill reading them as the Joker more!

I just asked my google home if it could make calls and it lied to me (Yesterday) saying “I can’t do that yet”

“When you’re Vice President, you can just grab em by their hardware and they can’t do nothing about it” - Leering Mike Pence

It appears that Li’s mother did not realize the putter was broken before going into the muck to get it back, as she chucked it right back into the water upon realizing it had been snapped.

For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

I don’t think a remake of Shadow of the Colossus counts as a big announcement. It’s a great game but it has already had an HD version released.

But what if the charged is themself also a child? I’m not saying it absolves them, it’s horrific, but never giving a second chance to someone for something they did at fifteen (and seem to have stopped... right?) doesn’t seem quite right, either. It’s messy.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

While the “misunderstood enemies” theme definitely slaps you in the face all over route B, route C is the continuation of the story from A/B. Stopping after A/B literally does leave you with like half the story. Not just “the story from another POV” like route B, but literally more story. Some have even gone so far to…

Let’s congratulate Serchin for becoming the oldest man to die climbing Everest. You did it!

All the players whining about Sharapova look like jealous haters. Up until a few months before the ban, it wasn’t even illegal, and I don’t think I’ve seen any evidence that it actually helped her. Congrats Bouchard, you barely beat someone who hasn’t played in 15 months.

Just a reminder that contact in Rocket League is a viable option. So many mid-level players can forget this or frown upon it.

If your unwritten rules state that not getting hit with a fastball is worse than getting hit with a fastball, maybe your rules suck.

Yeah, nothing really jumped out at me as a “must have” either.

I’m not feeling these deals tbh.