Thank you for understanding how the game clock works. Listening to the announcers having no clue why this was a good play was so god damned infuriating

Here are all the countries that begin and end with the letter “A”: Australia, Austria, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, and Armenia

I’m a millennial that thankfully isn’t as destitute as all the rest claim to be on Twitter, but it’s still a solid $200 for me, wife, and toddler to go to a ballgame between tickets, bullshit “convenience fees” online, parking, and food. Going to a game has become a once, maybe twice a year thing for our family,…

Ah, so a writer on a different website, then. Got it. Weird choice to stage that argument in Kinja, where the article used the words “earns ejection” in the actual headline, but whatever.

Sir, this is an Arby's

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

Because she’s chained up in his basement 

Why does he sound so pleased at the end when pointing out that she can’t get to school now?

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

OW ME BACK

That’s weird, I always felt that the writing was the only thing holding the game back. BL2 was such a cringefest, most of the people I play with, myself included, turned off the dialogue audio before long.

Also, I decided to shave my head.

Because the info still gives you the install base.  Even if only 0.7% of people got it, that means its 0.7% of people who started up the game to install the trophy info.  You could probably do it with any trophy and its percentage.  As I understand, this isnt a comprehensive list of achievements, they were just shown…

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

I’m sure there’s enough of us to make this one of the most-viewed articles on Deadspin today

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Don’t you remember the gritty and brutal tower warfare of WWI?

Well when it’s 3rd and long, you’ll be happy you have a defensive end who knows how to pin his ears back.

What does comparing the failure rate of umpires to that of players establish? They don’t have the same job. The game requires the failure of players, in order for there to be strikeouts. The game does not require the failure of umpires.