But like HOW? I can see fitting maybe 10, 12 people tops in that thing. I guess a couple more if they’re lying down in the backseat. True, the trunk is pretty big.... But SEVENTY people in one 7 series? That just seems impossible, but what do I know. Maybe people are just smaller on that side of the world?

Before I finish what is so far a great piece, I just want to their out what I’m 99% positive Brian grey muttered after he asked what you wanted from BR. By saying you wanted then to leave you prepared for a major media company, you were insulting him, and all your co-workers by insinuating that you had no faith in BR…

I was in a much better mood until I read his extremely valid point... :(

I just said the same thing. This gives me hope for change.

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Hm.. pretty sure I bought my ex wife that bra .. it didn’t have the bow thing on the front tho, so maybe not if that was attached....

Close, but wrong. Quit slandering the man you plebian! It’s CRACK, foo! Musk keeps it going with crack cocaine! 

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Minor in possession since she has a bottle of wine. Whatever the open bottle of liquor charge in a Car in Texas is since the wine was open. Texting while driving resulting in an accident. Um.... I’m sure there are others, but those 3 at the least should’ve been added.

Why no MIP (minor in possession)???? At the least she should’ve gotten that charge too... Then again, maybe she was still topless so.....

Eat shit and die

Haha what?