I hope you get Lovefool stuck in your head. ♫Love me, love me... say that you love me...♫
 

What kind of sick bastard just LEAVES THEIR DUCK IN A HOT CAR. Roll the windows down or leave the AC running at least!

This is even more evidence that if you leave your child or pet in a hot car you are truly the worst.

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t.

You should write fortune cookie messages, aiming to fill the niche of totally ruining someone’s night...

They’re too busy watching the office cat steal cheetos

Shame on these Hollywood fucks not giving this guy his proper Northern Exposure royalties.

Your search history is probably...notable.

Bruh... That hurt MY feelings.

He could sell them all and still have a hard time financing a free lunch.

Get into corporate, get into Human Resources, suddenly you have an extra person with security clearance and able to walk around inside. Once you are inside... Steal all their donuts.

Lol, I know Seattle residents- I live just outside the city line though. I moved here because the area is affordable, for a city metro- albeit the state is less liberal than my former state. The prices here, now- are still less than what I moved away from a decade ago. The market is rising quickly but not actually…

About damned time! I’ve been getting weaker and weaker from the heavy metal ingestion from years of kissing their metal asses.

While you were typing this all out, did you ever stop to think he might not give a shit what you think?

The raccoons control the means of production!

Troll #content is still #content

Don’t cling so hard to your possessions!

Michael is gonna build a wall. He’s gonna build a wall and make the Wessi pay for it.

You know what I want next to my home? Nothing. I want nothing anywhere near me. HOWEVER, if I choose to live in suburbia, then I accept that I’m going to have to live with other peoples’ choices about what happens on their property. If I choose to live in the city, then I accept that I will have a certain level of…

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.