True. But pretty good shooting for a low grade banger if so.

Cartel? Yup, cartel, or some other drug runner. Nice new car, hard to track plates, and an unwillingness to pull over for a minor ticket. I’d bet a dollar there was a duffel bag filled with bricks of dope or cash in that Mazda.

Pretty sure no one/thing has ever said they “are just trying to get back to Florida” and meant it....

Great point, how the fuck does she have a quote from Hitler so handy!?!

I don’t know David, if I to pick a soft cuddly mammal out of a lineup as the furball most likely responsible for breaking into my car. I am going with the Marten EVERY time. And not because he’s brown you racist! But because he’s obviously a criminal, I mean just look at the cute and cuddly thieving face, he’s…

Suuuuuuuurrrrreeeeee Azealia, sure. We “believe” you.... *wink* *wink*

Hm.... Not sure how I feel about it. We had a first gen in maroon that we had to sell a few years back. I really do like that Honda is making trucks...just not quite sure how I feel about the new one...

Magic, duh. Didn’t you read that it was a joint effort with Harry Potter?

He was? Any chance you can elaborate or give me a topic to research and find out more myself? I always wondered what happened there. Based on the little I knew, I remember thinking I was ok with him, but I was pretty young so..... Ya.

So true. The smart leaders will just be “misogynistic and racist pricks” with him and laugh and smile and agree.... And then throw in a “you know big pimpin’ D, I could really use a.....” and end up getting exactly that since big pimpin’ D only cares about getting shown the respect he DESEEVES damnit! Once you pay him…

Seconded.

*also the parenting policy of 99.9% U.S. American parents*

Yay! This makes me incredibly happy. I didn’t join a fraternity like most of my friends did (11 years ago at a large west coast school). Back then either this crap didn’t make the news or just didn’t happen as often (ya... I know... It definitely did), so my choice wasn’t due to the rapey reputation. I think I was…

Holy crap Patrick! Those headlights and wheels are hideous! Who would ever want such a giant waste of money, energy, and physical space blocking the universe from emitting what we all really NEED. You know what I mean... BRING BACK THE PT CRUSTIER jerks!!!

Touché. However, there is no way they are utilizing maximum possible brake size with 20s on lil econo cars.

Not really. I’d for sure be tempted to make that trade, well, depending on which finger of course.

Indeed. The legal gun owner was held responsible just as you said. Fuck this news hurts.

Amen brother! Preach this shit! And can we talk about twenty motherfuckin inch rims on economy cars?!?! Twenties and larger are for SUVs and ridiculously awesome sedans, but the sedans aren’t supposed to have them stock. Why the fuck does my Infiniti have twenties?!?!!! Why did i have to check when someone asked if…

Zing!

First off I do like this, quite a bit.