So true. The smart leaders will just be “misogynistic and racist pricks” with him and laugh and smile and agree.... And then throw in a “you know big pimpin’ D, I could really use a.....” and end up getting exactly that since big pimpin’ D only cares about getting shown the respect he DESEEVES damnit! Once you pay him…

Seconded.

*also the parenting policy of 99.9% U.S. American parents*

Yay! This makes me incredibly happy. I didn’t join a fraternity like most of my friends did (11 years ago at a large west coast school). Back then either this crap didn’t make the news or just didn’t happen as often (ya... I know... It definitely did), so my choice wasn’t due to the rapey reputation. I think I was…

Holy crap Patrick! Those headlights and wheels are hideous! Who would ever want such a giant waste of money, energy, and physical space blocking the universe from emitting what we all really NEED. You know what I mean... BRING BACK THE PT CRUSTIER jerks!!!

Touché. However, there is no way they are utilizing maximum possible brake size with 20s on lil econo cars.

Not really. I’d for sure be tempted to make that trade, well, depending on which finger of course.

Indeed. The legal gun owner was held responsible just as you said. Fuck this news hurts.

Amen brother! Preach this shit! And can we talk about twenty motherfuckin inch rims on economy cars?!?! Twenties and larger are for SUVs and ridiculously awesome sedans, but the sedans aren’t supposed to have them stock. Why the fuck does my Infiniti have twenties?!?!!! Why did i have to check when someone asked if…

Zing!

First off I do like this, quite a bit.

Heh heh fair enough.... And wow, it actually sounds like you did try to watch a few of them based on your issues with them, so you deserve a definite set of props for at least trying and coming to the conclusion they weren’t for you. Coming from someone who freaking loves them all (even though I almost gave up on the…

Jalopocred card officially revoked.

Shooting brake Ferrari is my favorite Ferrari. I’ll take the AWD version though please so I can daily drive that fucker EVERYWhere... And I wouldn’t wash it so it’d always have a nice sheen of dirt

Heh heh.... Satchel... Murse... Heh heh

Now introducing the iF2, with a revolutionary TURBO engine! Sure, other companies have done it first, but we do it better! Also featuring Bluetooth and a genuine apple touchscreen interface!

Duh

Unless your crazy is dialed up to 11, then go for it. That’s what I do, can’t out crazy me ;) crazy fuck is a good fuck

Same with my truck. That’s one of the main reasons I still have it. Never drive it... But the sticker looks damnnnnnn good

Ya I know... I’m just bitter that my stickers awesomeness is gon be diluted :(