Barbie doesn't age. Humans do. Have fun with that.

I want to join a leprechaun Orchestra now.

Apparently, they do.

I was fascinated withe the subject of Satanism when I was in high school. One day, I had a book about it and when a girl in my class saw it, she started screaming "Satanist! You're a Satanist!"

These filthy millenials today don't worship any demonic entities except Apple. Pah!

Im glad Satan worshiping is making a comeback.

It never fails to amaze me how many people will protest when someone tells their story of abuse. It's opportunistic, tacky, classless, petty! Basically, there are a whole lot of people out there who still believe that the abused should have to protect their abusers. We all know horrible things happen, so why do we…

I ... I'm amazed by you. Not by your trolling talent, no, far from it. I'm amazed that whatever has compelled you to troll Jezebel apparently still has control of you. I feel sorry for you, I truly do. You have my utmost sympathy, and I'm not being insincere, because you're clearly unwell. I hope you get the help you…

I've know one porn star and countless strippers due to work.

I'm sure your disdain for the drug-addicted clients you had really assisted your work with them! You call porn stars who make money "greedy"? At least they are actually providing a service/producing something society that many people enjoy as opposed to bankers reap billions while the economy stagnates and busts.

Is Jez anti-moderation or something? Why are we always infested with creepy-ass misogytrolls?

I'm really tired of crap like this painting men as helpless creatures being led around by our dicks.

"We would NEVER accuse rape victims of lying! Obviously they are all liars!"

Evidence: dead person and no weapon found on the dead person or in car of dead person.

You see the word truth in there twice? That's all I got out of that statement. Basically, "It's the truth but I'm going to say all this other stuff around that word 'truth' so you question whether it really is."

I blame wandering wombs. If they take off on you like that, what's to stop your womb from outright lying to you, too?

She's under no obligation to drop her plans and put her finances and career under his control, and you're massively misreading the timeline of events.

How about badgering him for his ridiculous MRA beliefs and his ludicrous lawsuit asserting his right to block his baby mama from making a career move to New York?

A score of 160 would be four full standard deviations above the norm, i.e. in the 99.997th percentile. Tests of intelligence are basically not useful at this extreme. They were created, in general, to distinguish those with a score of 90 from those with a score of 120, and are not particularly useful in distinguishing…

His use of Obama's middle name tells me everything I need to know about this guy.