I mean, it is kind of written like that. He’s kissing and groping her while she resists and protests that they can’t do this and someone could come in, etc, but then by the time they get down to the actual deed and he undoes his pants she explicitly says “do it now, do me now” and “guides him” into position. So it has…

They had the halftime show on a delay, so I’m sure she was well aware that any overt political statements would not make it to air.

“Just because my background is what it is — I’m not that type of individual”

For this to pass as Rice I’m going to need more details about Lestat’s golden hair and the texture of the curtains.

Yes! When I realized that Rice was not “in on the joke” of how awful Lestat was and instead genuinely thought he was AWESOME and was going to keep reiterating the “brat prince” stuff unironically, I bailed. (Years later, my mom got me the book Blackwood Farm because she read a review saying it was a ghost story, not…

In Prince Lestat (2014), it’s discovered that Amel is still conscious in this neural vampire network, but primarily residing in the spiritual core of the vampires… which Lestat has absorbed after the defeat of Akasha.

Obligatory reminder that Nick Cannon is an anti-choice religious hypocrite who previously wrote a song from the point of view of a fetus begging its mother to let it live, said on his radio show that women who need the morning-after pill must be “whores,” and called emergency contraception “homemade abortions.”…

The only reason I’ve ever heard for their “feud” was that The Boy Is Mine was supposedly Brandy’s song first that she/her team approached Monica to duet on, so she was then annoyed that Monica titled her album “The Boy Is Mine” because that...made it seem like the song was more Monica’s or something? I hope there’s…

Right? Jessie must have the worst luck in the world to have her husband die while she is handcuffed to a bed in the middle of nowhere WHILE the door is unsecured to admit a starving people-eating dog WHILE a necrophiliac serial killer is also roaming around fucking with people.

Even they are scamming the system. There are court papers online somewhere showing one of the “wives” filing bankruptcy and claiming that she’s a “single mother” who gets no support from the father. Pretty sure at least one of the other wives applied for welfare, too. They’re such garbage.

Obnoxiously, even the polygamists don’t support women having several husbands. Dudebro up there has said that a woman having multiple husbands would be “unnatural” and gross, as would the sister wives having sexual contact with each other rather than just him individually.

Meanwhile, the Daily Oklahoman published an article admonishing residents to calm down and remember how important the big oil companies are to our economy and disparaging “the populist tendency to blame seismic activity on someone ‘rich.’”

We used to have one of these in my town and my grandfather LOVED. IT. We went there for his birthday every year. He kind of got the best of both worlds because we were going “out” to eat (in my family going “out” for occasions is for whatever reason very important even if you’re not going somewhere particularly fancy)…

I don’t hear anything odd in the way she’s talking either.

I’m flying next week, and people keep going “you’re not checking a bag?!” Not if I can help it man, I’ve heard too many stories of the TSA stealing people’s shit. It’s taking an extreme amount of strategy + squishing clothing into the tightest possible rolls, but I think I can do it.

Actually what he quite clearly says is “if you think I’m going to write some cartoon version of Irreversible, you’re out of your goddamn mind.”

Obviously we just need to “take responsibility” and cover up our tempting female bodies, maybe our faces too, and never leave the house without a male relative to chaperone us. I mean if we’re just going to walk around where men can look at us and get boners we’re putting ourselves in a position to be stalked or…

Yeah, I’m not sure I buy it. I think it’s a game non-A-listers play in order to up their profile, but I don’t think it’s unavoidable. Obviously if you go to a Hollywood hot spot you’re going to get papped, and it seems like people Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are tailed and telephoto-lensed pretty much everywhere, but…

Yeah, I’m confused by speculation that this is PR to help him get the James Bond role, because this is like the least James Bond-y image you could put out there.

I’ve never seen someone use the “Murica!” thing in a serious way before. How embarrassing.