So do the husbands also show “kindness and respect” by jumping up to make food for their wives after sex, or by pulling equal weight with housework? Because somehow this “catering to your man is just about love and respect, ladies,” stuff always focuses on how women need to show love by being submissive sexmaids while…

Yep, I’ll take my seven-percent-higher chance of divorce and stick to people who can call sex sex and also put meat on bread all by themselves.

Declare independence and take ownership of your tits by…showing them to this total stranger on demand! They’re YOUR tits, but you’ll never be truly liberated and fulfilled until you use them to seek validation from men!

That looks like some personalized do-it-yourself shit you could buy on Zazzle.

Literally every time I have heard Vidor mentioned, it’s something about its racism and/or the Klan. I know nothing else about it. It was first described to me with the words “don’t let the sun go down on you there.”

Plus, little to no competition. Most other women won’t be lusting after him*, and if your crush-object is locked up, he might have other admirers/penpals but he won’t be able to go bang other chicks and is unlikely to marry someone else, so unlike non-criminal celebrity crushes you can maintain the fantasy that he’s…

Catfish are horrible.

Your preciousness starts declining the instant you exit the vagina apparently.

There’s a scene in The Losers where she’s in a gunfight in her underwear.

Unless some people see that shoe as yellow this does not begin to approach the madness that was The Dress.

If someone will cosplay Terminator Jesus next year I’m willing to help fundraise for the goldfish crackers. It has to be the face-half-off Terminator though.

When I was growing up my neighbors’ kids weren’t allowed in our house because my brother had Batman action figures. Supposedly Jesus should be the only heroic figure you need and if you’re playing with this figure and imagining its greatness you’re basically worshipping it and putting it above Jesus and so on. My own…

It’s kind of impressive how unhinged she sounds even in text. Stammering and “you’re defiant! You’re defiant!”

Showing them her Jesus tattoo and singing a hymn strikes me as kind of…patronizing? “Oh don’t worry your little heads sisters, I’m one of you, down with the Jesus” (hurriedly looks up lyrics on phone)

We were having fun singing along with the radio when the OWNER came over to the table and very RUDELY told us to keep quiet others were trying to eat.

This is the easiest episode to find screencapped on the internet, but it’s by no means the only time I’ve seen her taking time out from posting videos of her blowing “vagina raspberries” into other models’ crotches to tweet about how other women are whores for their appearance or life choices. She’s all about her…

Except she’s a total hypocrite who has previously tweeted about how “sluts” deserve to be shamed and how terrible it is to be a “slut.”

Relevant!

I’m forever pressed that they set up that whole “River Song is Amy and Rory’s stolen baby, assassin astronaut little girl asking for help” thing and yet once it’s revealed who she is and they spent all that time setting up her rescue and the mystery of the creepy orphanage and so on, they come back with “Let’s Kill…