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It does not. Someone asked Brown about that once and he expressed the opinion that a woman with multiple men would be perverted.

Aww, that clip reminds me of my own recently departed Arabian so much. Not because we ever frolicked on the beach together, just because every day: "THE AIR. THE AIR IS TOUCHING ME. YOU'RE MAKING SOUNDS AND THE AIR IS TOUCHING ME - oh hey food. AAAHHH THAT LEAF JUST MOVED I HAVE TO RUN AROUND NOW I CAN'T DEAL WITH MY

This is trashy as fuck. And if it were two men trash-talking over a game and then throwing punches and jumping on each other, I'm sure we'd all be rolling our eyes and talking about how immature and typical "dumb fan" it was. Any grown person who behaves like this is a fucking embarrassment.

It makes me so oddly happy that Neville grew up to be hot. Like when the chubby kid from Stand By Me grew up to be Jerry O'Connell and marry Rebecca Romijin. You go chubby kid.

Yeah, that is true. She did live at the Chateau for quite a long time, and years ago I saw one of those gossip shows where they followed her on a shopping spree and she dropped a crazy amount of money in a matter of hours - a bunch of designer clothes and a $30,000 handbag. I know purses that cost as much as some

This is amazing.

And on the other side of the coin, you could just as easily say that straight marriage is already worthless because from a straight-centric point of view anyone can already get a marriage - total strangers can go marry in five minutes in Vegas, people who don't even like each other can marry for money, platonic

NOT THE DUCK

It's so strange to me that these guys who are obsessed with the idea of women taking their money also insist on marrying women with no jobs or skills who will be forced to be dependent on them and their money. If you're so worried about her picking your pocket, marry a woman who has money in her own pockets. Of course

I wanted David Boreanaz, before losing my heart to Vin Diesel. Ah youth.

And you know, do we even need descriptions of attractiveness? One of my favorite female leads is Nora in Peter Straub's The Hellfire Club - she's a former nurse dealing with PTSD, marital problems and dissatisfaction with life in a yuppie town, and she gets kidnapped by a serial killer and ends up unraveling another

Haha, that's so true, I'd forgotten about the inclusion of the inevitable orphan child!

In my experience the people who can't write decent female characters (or, like Alderman, cannot comprehend that there's no formula to writing a "strong woman") also tend to start pre-constrained by ideas of What Women Are Like. This might be because I know a lot of screenwriters who take a really paint-by-numbers

Yeah Jennifer Lawrence, grow up and realize what an important service Fashion Police provides by calling everyone fat. Or something.

=/ She and Mariah Carey are two people who I think have naturally perfect hair and for some reason feel compelled to straighten and overbleach it. Like why would you want the same straight blonde hair everyone has when you could have Early 90s Mariah Hair?

Wha? I LOVE Shakira's hair. This hair?

The author of this article isn't white.

She also seems to fall off tall buildings a lot. At least two separate instances of Mila Kunis freefalling whilst screaming in that two-minute trailer.