My mind automatically went to Barney.

I'm guessing he's interpreting "patriarchy hurts men too" as "men deserve to die raaaarrrgh!" Because what I *have* seen pointed out to men raging about women not being drafted/in combat is that it's not WOMEN who had control of the armed forces and the government...it was men who held the power in those situations…

Every time I've heard a guy whine about being repeatedly rejected by women he's "irresistably drawn to," it's a case of an unattractive dude who insists on chasing model-attractive women. And he makes being "irresistably drawn" to them out to be some big existential thing instead of just, you know, the fact that…

Yeah, tanga panties, boyshorts, doesn't matter, they all ride up, especially if I'm working out. I wind up with the least amount of fabric up my asscrack if I just wear a g-string.

Why did he sign his own name in quotation marks?

He also said that he told her, "You have to say 'I'm sorry I'm late.' " Have to admit, if that's the way someone requested an apology I probably wouldn't do it either. I'm a grown woman, not a five-year-old who needs out of time-out. She shouldn't have been late, but he sounds like he's working with a bit of an ego…

I was neutral on Claflin going in, no prior opinion on which actor was "meant" for the role. I thought the initial sugar cube scene was kind of cringeworthy, but when they got into the arena I totally bought him as Finnick. He and Mags were perfect together.

I agree. The "Enough said" especially struck me as unnecessarily snotty, like she's telling someone off rather than sending home a courtesy note. I probably wouldn't have specified that I don't want to touch or be near the kids, either. Why not just say "hey, we all know that small children run around a lot, spill…

I thought this was a much better film all-around too. They did a much better job than I anticipated of building a sense of dread and dissent and showing Katniss's mental state without making the film a depressing slog or disjointed mess. The only thing that took me out of the story just a twinge was that watching…

Speaking of Cinna, I don't know if it's just Lenny Kravitz's natural magnetism or what, but every time he and Katniss have an emotive "I believe in you" scene, I expect them to start kissing. I know that's not their relationship, in-character or in real life, but in both films the actors just give me "we're about to…

She shows back up to get Katniss ready for President Snow's trial/execution…I think she was arrested and held in the Capitol until it fell. Peeta's stylist was executed.

Yes! And Carvel was like, "Uh, we told Lindsay that the card was only meant for one cardholder and does not guarantee unlimited free ice cream for all of the Lohan family and friends." So much entitlement, so much secondhand embarrassment.

My favorite Dina Lohan story is still the one where she called the police on a Carvel ice cream shop because they wouldn't give her a free ice cream cake. Closely followed by the fact that she used to tell people that she was Lindsay's sister and tried to hook up with George Clooney by doing so. She lives in a world…

I was pointing out that women can't win when it comes to people's perceptions of their looks, not advocating that female soldiers be forced to wear makeup.

But if female soldiers are shown not wearing makeup, like the women who just passed Marine infantry training, then you get people, like the commenters on the article about said women, ignoring their competence to focus on the fact that they all "look like lesbians."

I swear to God, the next time some random phrases their stupid uninvited preferences as a life commandment like "don't glue fake ones on" or my most favorite, "You NEED to blah blah" I'm just going to yell, OR WHAT, FUCKER?

Yeah, every time there's an article on something like nail art some dude pops up in the comments to tell us we shouldn't even be bothering because "uhhh ladies, we're really not looking at your nails." Total inability to understand that maybe women like to do fun and decorative things with their appearance because…

I got that thing too! The one where they don't have to dilate your eyes? I wonder if a lot of people don't opt for it because my doctor is always so excited when she gets to explain all my blood vessels and whatnot to me. This was my third year doing it so she also brought up the scans from past years so we could…

I just had that eye puff test last week and my doctor said my eyeballs are perfection, clearly this study is invalid.

I'm dying laughing at this because "lit on something special" and "questionable hygiene" are pretty much the description of every encounter that everyone I know has had with Matthew McConaughey.