The blonde is Miss Marilyn Monroe, bb. I ganked it from the internet at large, but I'm pretty sure it's a clip from Something's Got to Give (which was her last movie and never got finished, but lots of footage from it has been released over the years).

Yep, like ya do. The phrase "balls deep" just sends one's heart all aflutter.

Nah bitch nah.

Plus, you and your tender heart need to be there to hold her hand while she does super-stressful unfun stuff like work and cries about her innermost self hate and how hard success is on her tattered but still luminous soul. She's not like those bitches that always want to talk about feelings, though.

"I am a guy's girl"

I saw Wolf Hall recommended elsewhere awhile back and when I read a synopsis I thought it sounded a bit dry and not-for-me, but I am going to give it a try now based on this comment!

My issue is this: Riddick is pretty much at his least anti-heroic in this film. He saves a puppy, for Christ's sake. He gives all the bounty hunters a chance to escape with no bloodshed, and seems to go out of his way to avoid engaging them. He doesn't kill anyone until they try to kill him, and the one he kills most…

That seemed really off to me, too. Smarmy and phony.

Hey guys, if a medical procedure exists you are obligated and compelled to go get that procedure done on the regular. I'm on my fourth appendectomy, I wish the Republicans would just outlaw all surgery to save me from myself. Then maybe I'd finally have the free time to just get pregnant and make my husband dinner.

Off topic, but this scene irritated the shit out of me. It's a state of the art medical device on a ship that's carrying a coed crew (and wasn't it in Charlize Theron's private quarters, or am I misremembering?), but it's not calibrated for women? Why?

I like that the guy who wants to be President thinks that "like a college paper" is some overdemanding, super-rigorous standard.

Clearly they felt their life was in serious danger from the lone teenage girl standing there knocking on their door.

I once went with a group of ghost hunters to some local bar/club that was supposedly haunted. This was for a tv production class in college, so it was me and a couple other students. The ghost hunters put tape recorders all over the place and then we all walked around with cameras waiting for ghosts to communicate…

Yeah, now that she doesn't have the whole "underage Christian BUT LOVES SEX who married a marginally famous fifty-year-old BECAUSE SEX while being sixteen GUYS SHE IS SO SEXUAL SEX" angle, she's going to have a harder time distinguishing herself from all the other over-18s in Hollywood with bleached blonde hair,…

Yeah, I don't really like the dress (her body is clearly amazing but I don't think the dress does anything in particular to flatter it), but her face is stunning.

I feel like there's a difference between a yell that means DANGER and a yell that just means, "I'm pissed off and shouting at you." One is using your voice and words to alert, the other is just using your voice and words as a weapon.

Wait, Katy Perry said that pop stars need to "put it away"? Well if that isn't the pot telling the kettle not to show its boobs.

Right? So brave.

Oh my God, you're right. That comment was one hundred percent serious and I totally thought that pet cats would crowd around my bedside and hold my hand, until now. Thank you so much for educating me on the mental and emotional ability of animals. Please tell me, do cats have the capacity to understand humor? Can it…

If you die with cats, then you are not alone. =D